"You seriously haven't fucked yet?" Max asked incredulously.
"You've been dating for what, seven months now?" Russ added.
"We've done other stuff!" I stated in defense.
"Dude," Max shook his head and chuckled dismissively.
"Eight months!" Lexi answered, "and no, we want our relationship to be pure. It will make the first time after our wedding even more special."
"You guys are really virgins?" Sara asked.
"Yeah what the hell, I get tweenie bopper over here," Max said motioning my way, "but Lexi, you are so sexy! I had you pegged as a dick addict."
Max was a friend of Russ, my roommate. I never liked Max, he tries to act like the typical alpha make and always gave me a hard time. What made it worse is life seemed to validate his attitude. He always seemed to advance at his work, he'd become the popular guy at every party he attended, and he always scored the best women. My one trump card since I met the guy was my fiance, Lexi. She is a total bombshell, funny, smart, witty and incredibly down to earth considering how beautiful she is. Her only flaw is she sees only the best in people. It sounds like a virtue, but when other guys hit on her or come on really strong, she always thinks they just want to be friends. And she seems to think that they truly don't have any other intentions. Even with Max, he practically bullies me. Yet she doesn't see it. Lexi just says he's trying to be funny or I'm reading too much into it, at least we won't be seeing much of him anymore. This upcoming weekend Russ was moving into Sara's place. This was like a final get together. With Russ moving, it was very unlikely we'd be hanging out with Max again.
"Hey!" Lexi replied with a playful laugh and a punch to Max's shoulder. "I'm not a virgin, but I'll have you know it hasn't been that many guys."
"If you aren't a virgin, then don't you miss sex?" Sara asked.
Max blurted out, "nah she figured why bother with Kevin's little penis." Everyone laughed.
There Max was with the jokes again. He doesn't even know how big I am. I could have a huge cock for all he knows. Granted, I don't have a huge one, but it ticks me off that he assumes I'm tiny. But I know he's just trying to belittle me again. Now if I said something it would just make me look pathetic, and if I tried explaining to Lexi why this was hurtful, she'd just say it was a joke.
"No," Lexi shook her head, but was still giggling at the joke. "that part doesn't bother me. I really think waiting will make the ultimate act that much better after we get married."
Hold on, that just doesn't bother her? Did Lexi just confirm I had a small dick?
As everyone laughed at my girlfriend's seeming admission of my inadequacy Max said, "it doesn't bother you Kevin has a small dick? But you are saying he does in fact have a tiny dick though? Ha! I knew it!"
"I love Kevin for who he is, penis size doesn't matter." Lexi retorted. Not exactly a great defense for me there, I thought.
Even though she was laughing too, Sara shook her head, "yeah come on Max, be nice. It's not like Kevin has any control over it."
"Oh, really Sara?" Max asked, still chuckling at his own humor, "Russ must be little too, huh?"
"No, he is perfectly proportioned you ass," Sara replied, "I like them average, like six to six and a half inches, too big hurts me."
A grin took over Max's face. In a mocking tone he asked, "so Lexi tell us, is my little buddy Kevin here an average six to six and a half inches?"
"Dude, that's not cool," I said defensively. "Lexi, you don't need to answer that, he's just exaggerating to be a jerk. Average size is way smaller than that."
Lexi put a hand on my shoulder, "please Kevin, don't be defensive, it's just harmless joking around. And Max didn't even say what average was, Sara did first, and she's right. I was with a few guys before you and that is pretty average," Then she turned to Max, "sorry Max, sometimes Kevin gets a little worked up."
"That's ok," Max replied. "I'm sure it's not easy knowing you're on the smaller side." He just had to slip one more jab in there, didn't he?
"I personally can't imagine giving up sex," Sara said, apparently moving on from the subject of my endowment. "I'd be so bored!"
"Oh, but we can still have fun though," Lexi added, "just nothing penetrative. No sex, anal or blowjobs, but we can do everything else."
"To each their own, I guess," Russ said. Everyone quickly moved on and thankfully didn't bring up sex or anatomy again the rest of the night.
The following week was busy as we helped Russ move. It wasn't until the following Saturday morning we finally had him fully moved out. Around lunchtime, Lexi and I were finally alone and able to relax.
We both plopped down on the couch.
"You know, now that this is our place, we have free rein. We can fool around whenever and wherever we want!" Lexi said with an adorable smirk.
Before I knew it, we stripped down to nothing. As we made out Lexi's hand moved to my cock, it immediately got rock hard in her hand. Her touch felt amazing, and I yearned for more. The waiting for marriage thing was not my idea at all. Lexi had way more experience than I did when we started dating. This was evident the first time she touched my bare cock, I immediately came in her hand. What initially been a decision to wait until I learned more self-control became waiting until marriage once we were engaged. I just rolled with it, because Lexi was honestly way out of my league. Despite having to wait to have sex, there was no way I'd ever find a girl like Lexi again. Still, it was hard not to think about what I was missing looking at her perfect naked body.
Soon we were both on the floor and I moved down between Lexi's legs. I took pride in that I had gotten pretty good at eating her out. I was somewhat jealous that while it was ok to perform oral on her; it was not ok to get oral from her. According to Lexi, a blowjob would be penetration since my cock would be inside her mouth. Still, I did my best to show off my sexual prowess by giving amazing oral. I closed my eyes as I continued sucking her clit and massaging it with my tongue.
"Mmm, yeah baby," Lexi moaned, "that feels amazing." Then she paused before yelling, "oh my God, Max!"
I sprung up and to my horror Max was standing above us. We were too much in shock to cover immediately, and he glanced at our exposed bodies. Lexi with her legs spread, her wet aroused pussy on full display. My still erect penis sticking straight into the open air.
Finally, the shock wore off a little. I covered my crotch with my hands. Lexi put her legs together and hands over her breasts, still lying there. She asked Max, "what the hell are you doing here?"
"Uh, sorry. Russ asked me to pick something up for him. He said no one would be home and gave me his key."
"Um, I suppose I forgot he hadn't given back his key yet," Lexi said.
"Yeah, sorry," Max mumbled, "especially sorry to see I was right in Kevin's case." He pointed down at my hand covered crotch chuckling, "just kidding, man! Sorry I was just trying to make a dumb joke to break the awkwardness."
Lexi chuckled a little herself, "it's ok, this is definitely awkward all around." She now seemed to have relaxed and become less irritated. "So what did Russ forget?"
Max knelt down next to Lexi, who was still naked on her back, as he replied, "a bottle of wine he wanted to have with Sara tonight. They were still unpacking his stuff, so I volunteered to get it for them."
I couldn't believe the nerve of Max. Lexi and I were still naked trying to cover up, and he kneels beside her and engages in idle conversation. Of course if I were to speak up, Lexi would tell me I'm just overreacting again.
"Oh yeah," Lexi said, "It's right over on the counter." She pointed towards the kitchen. She removed a hand from one breast when doing so, Max clearly took notice.
"Great thanks," Max replied, putting a hand on Lexi's knee as he got up. He grabbed the bottle and as he left added, "sorry for the interruption, see you guys later."
After Max left we got back to fooling around. To my surprise, Lexi was really wet, even after our embarrassing encounter. In fact, I couldn't recall a time she had ever been so wet. It wasn't until I had Lexi moaning again that I realized Max never left the extra key behind.
The rest of the day was uneventful. We spent most of it setting up some new smart home tech. It included some wifi cameras. I thought they were unnecessary, but Lexi liked the idea of being able to see our entire apartment when we weren't home.
For some reason I just couldn't sleep well that night. Sunday morning we did some shopping and by the time we got home I was exhausted. Lexi saw me yawning, "are you tired hun?"