I leaned over in my lounge chair by the pool and grabbed another beer. It was only 11AM and I was already on my fourth. I could see Sonia and her overweight, pear-shaped body walking over toward me with her pool bag in one hand and a water in the other.
"That's pretty aggressive for this early in the day," Sonia quipped looking at the empty cans next to my chair. "No work tonight?"
"I got fired," I shot back. "So even though it is Wednesday, every day is a Saturday for me now."
"Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear that. What did you get fired for?"
"A culmination of things," I replied slightly slurring my words. The reality was I had been stealing money from to registers nearly daily and finally got caught. I had no intention of telling her that though.
"Getting drunk at work. Talking back to my boss. Sucking a customer in the parking lot after work."
"Hold on. What?"
"What do you mean?"
"You said you sucked a man's penis in a parking lot?"
"Yes. But that was months ago. They were just using that as an excuse to fire me."
"Eww. Blow jobs are disgusting!"
"Are you serious?" I asked.
"Yes! A smelly, sweaty penis. And then it shooting in your mouth. Gaaaah!!!" Sonia said while fake gagging. "I haven't given one in years."
It all made sense to me now. Javier had always been so sweet and appreciative when I blew him and now I knew why. I had blown him more times this month than his wife had their whole marriage.