"So, how's Eric been?" Beth asked as she took a sip of her coffee.
"Not good," Julie replied, "He's been spending most of his time up in his room moping since he came back for summer break and I'm getting worried."
"What happened with Kellie?" Beth asked with real concern.
"I wish I knew," Julie said before her face contorted in anger, "You know what, I don't give a shit what happened, I just wish he had never met her after all this crap!"
"He's been with her for years, hasn't he?" Beth asked.
"Since 9th grade which is the problem," Julie replied, "He's never dated or been with anyone else and she was always so uptight about dating and sex with the way her parents brought her up!
"Eric broke down last week and finally admitted he was still a virgin because of her for fucks sake!" Julie said angrily, "Twenty one years old and because his high school sweetheart was never emotionally mature and wanted to 'wait' until they were married now that the bitch just out of the blue dumps him he's developed this huge mental block about dating and women in general!"
Beth nodded in sympathy, "I always wondered why he was so attracted to her.
"He could have had his pick of almost any of the girls on the swim team with him but instead of one of his hot half naked teammates in those swimsuits he picks the frumpy homely girl with the ridiculously strict religious parents?"
"I don't have a clue," Julie said as she shook her head and glared down at her own coffee cup, "All I know is that Eric is really hurting and is having a hell of a time getting over her. And now that she's 'found herself' and started dating some 30 year old looser and bragging about how great at sex he is to all of her and Eric's old friends it's just making things worse.
"I really wish this had happened back in high school," Julie said in exasperation, "I can't believe I'm saying this about my own son but I wish he had lost his virginity back then and not have this huge issue about it now!"
"I know he's your son, but it does sound like he needs to get laid," Beth said with a grin, "Know any loose women who might be available?"
"Well, actually...." Julie replied while still staring down at her coffee cup.
"Oh, my god," Beth said in delight, "Who's the lucky girl you're trying to set him up with?"
"I'm not trying to set him up," Julie confessed, "I'm trying to get him laid so he gets over this hang-up about being a virgin!"
"Ohhh, even better," Beth said with a laugh, "So who's the lucky gal who gets to have hot sex to pop his cherry?"
"You?" Julie said hesitantly.
"What?" Beth said in shock.
"When he was in high school how many times did we talk about you catching Eric peeking at you when you got out of the shower through his bedroom window?" Julie asked, "How many times did we talk about you teasing him by masturbating on your bed while he watched?"
"That's..." Beth began only to stop at a loss for words.
"You know he used to jerk off watching you," Julie continued, "The shit head used to use his socks instead of tissues and I'd have to discover the crusty things in the laundry basket or hidden under his bed!
"He always had a huge crush on you and you always said it was a good thing you were married to David or who knows what would have happened.
"You're not married to David anymore."
"Julie, you can not be serious!" Beth exclaimed even as her nipples poked at the thin yellow fabric of her tank top, "We're talking about Eric here!"
"Yes we are," Julie replied with a searching look at her friend, "And I really am worried about him!
"He's lost all interest in his hobbies, he's not kayaking anymore, he's missing swim team practices at college, his grades are down, there's no way he's talking to any of his old friends that knew both him and Kellie, and it's only getting worse. When I asked him about dating someone else he blew up and asked who would ever want to fuck a twenty-one year old virgin!
"So yes, just like you said he needs to get laid," Julie said angrily, "He needs to get fucked... no, he needs to get his idiotic lovesick brains fucked out of his skull and then get fucked again!
"And the only person I know of who not only could but would want to and enjoy it... as well as do a really really good job is you," Julie finished with a lopsided grin and a tear trickling down her cheek
"And someone I trust enough not to hurt him when she's done," Julie said so quietly that Beth had to lean forward to hear her.
"You're serious?" Beth asked in astonishment.
"I don't know how many times you've told me over the years that Eric was always too good for Kellie and it was a shitty deal that his first lover was someone who probably thought missionary once every second Tuesday of even numbered months was the only god approved way of having sex and then only after getting married," Julie said as she angrily swiped the tear away from her check, "Well, Kellie is out of the fucking picture, thank whatever sky ghost she's so into, so why don't you be his first instead of that bi... instead of her and show him what sex can really be like?"
"Julie..." Beth said while shaking her head.
"No, Beth!" Julie interrupted, "Ever since you and David divorced you've been bragging about how much you love being a slut, your words, not mine, how you've always loved being an exhibitionist and now getting to make love to so many new lovers...
"I want you to make love to my son, Beth... he's upstairs in his room now."
"I... what?" Beth asked, "Now?"
"Why not?" Julie asked, "Do you need to freshen up?
"Go home and take a shower, think about it and come back over in an hour."
Beth stared at her friend for over a minute before glancing down at her cup and back up at Julie, "I already showered this morning, and um... well, I wax down stairs now so I don't need to shave.