The first thing that goes through my mind is, "OW," you know, because my head hurt like, like, well, what is the word you use when it feels like you fell headlong four stories and bounced? Pudding I guess. That's all I can think of at the moment. My head feels like pudding.
My head is throbbing and it feels like pudding. I am Quentin Percival Puddinghead. Ugh, that's not quite right. My name is Quentin Percival Id, that's better. Before I even open my eyes, I can tell I'm not dressed, and I'm fairly certain I was dressed before my head turned to pudding. I can feel somebody's breath on my lower belly and their long hair is starting to tickle my hip.
"What are you doing, and why am I undressed?" I ask, preparatory to opening my eyes.
Her voice was sweet melody as she answered me, "My friend hit you on the head with her wok. I'm checking to make sure there is no damage."
I opened one eye to peek at this ravishing beauty whose breath is tickling my fancy. Just my luck, her face was as beautiful as her voice was. She was intently studying my groin in rapt fascination.
"Did your friend also hit me in the groin? I don't feel like I've been hit there."
"No, but Silky said you were unusual so I thought I would check there too."
My second eye finally opened, "Why are you undressed as well?"