We were bored one evening, Barry and I. It was well after five and with dinner out of the way (we always went someplace nice for dinner), our extra spending money was burning a rather large hole in our pockets. So we headed out to the bars, to have a few drinks, and play some darts if we decided to gamble a bit. The night at that point, had gone smoothly, and as we were headed back towards the apartment, a weird thought took hold. "Hey, I have an idea." I said to Barry.
He looked at me slyly, knowing my ideas tended to be a little on the bizarre side. "Ok," he said to me with a smile. "Whatever it is, I love it already."
"I am glad to know you have such faith in me, sweetie." I returned with a grin.
""Oh, I have faith in you alright, Snooks," He has always called me that since the day we met, four years ago. "I have faith that although whatever that pretty little head is dreaming up won't be anything less than slightly illegal, immoral, or both, it will surely be enticing, as are you--always."
"Well, let's not go to extremes. Shall we?" I said with an air of dignity.