Pt. 2-- FRENCH WHORES MAKE GREAT WIVES
Wherein We Learn of a Strange Medical Therapy
{The teller of this tale, Gaspardo Del Tornet, talks of his life experiences. Gaspardo is a French citizen born in Aix-en-Provence of a father who was very strict, being a Sergeant in the French military and born of a French Moroccan mother, who was a baker, specializing in chocolate filled beignets. Gaspardo is now 94 years old and has continued to recounted his life's adventures as herein dictated to the writer known as Erectus. The interview starts with Gaspardo speaking.}
INTRODUCTION----
My first wife Jean, God rest her soul, was, and I'm not ashamed to say it, she was a French street whore. At the worst she may have been the most common of a common street whore who plied her trade among common men. For every man who has a cock, there comes a time when he has need to find a willing chamber in which he can discharge those poisons that the almighty has insinuated in the very spleen of mankind. Above all, my dear wife, Jean De Tormet was a fine person who was not only honest but treated people in the most Christian manner, and God knows, she alleviated the poisons in many a man's spleen.
Jean used to work the streets back in the 1960's, that surround the huge Flea Market in Paris, which is still found there on the Rue des Rosiers. Famous the world over for its fine antiques and unique offerings, many of the peddlers and antique dealers who displayed there were her regular customers, and many tourists found her beauty, charms and professional skills most irresistible.
In her day she was one of the most beautiful whores to work the streets. She no doubt would have earned more in a bordello but she didn't want to work under a pimp or boss, both figuratively or literally. She loved her freedom and always remained independent. Of course, she always dyed her brown hair to a honey blonde, she had big natural breasts with full perky nipples, probably bigger than the ever popular Bardot but with a narrow waist just like Brigitte who she resembled. In the evening she was often mistaken for the starlet, which is ridiculous, what would Bardot be doing whoring on the street under a night lamp? But men live in a fantasy world and Jean had every right to take advantage of their sexual stupidity. But the truth was she was a near look alike, it was uncanny, I must say that whenever we went places together, people would point and often come up to us to ask for her autograph.
Jean was extremely intelligent, she spoke a little of several languages. When approached by foreigners she could get by in sex banter with the Chinese in Mandarin, with Indians in Urdu and with the blackest of Africans in Swahili, she could even trade Brooklyn slang with the Yanks and if she could not communicate with words, she would use sign language. And for those clients who preferred quiet, her face could communicate all the necessary emotions while her mouth did all the work or the preparation for what comes next.
A famous Antiquarian, Lionel DeCampass, who specialized in erotic sculptures, had his office in the back of the Paris Flea Market. From his back office window he could also view those who passed on the street. He was fascinated by Jean, perhaps because she realized every day, in the flesh, those acts that were the subject of his beautiful erotic objects and paintings. When he would see her passing by, he'd tap on the window of his office and motion for her to enter.
Jean knew his proclivities well. She had accompanied him to her hotel room on several previous afternoons. On this occasion it was her opinion rather than her pussy that he sought. He was excited to show her his recent acquisition of a gilt metal statue that contained a beautiful erotic scene hidden within. He had placed the sculptured piece fit on a small table and covered it with a blue cloth. The piece was cast from bronze and gilt so it shone with a bright bright yellow gold in the daylight as if it were a religious relic.
Whe Jean entered he escorted her to the rear of his office, his fingers tugging at her curvaceous hips he'd stroked on other occasions. Mindful of his caresses, she smiled and said,
"Oh Lionell you are such a bad boy."
At that comment his face reddened and he squeezed her derriere a little harder. When they reached the rear of the office Jean looked around a bit perplexed until Lionel pointed at the blue cloth. Now focused, he grabbed the cloth and in one motion pulled it free of the sculpture.
At first glance, one could see a maiden in a reclining
pose, most beautifully rendered by the artist. Her graceful hands were clasped behind her head as she lay upon her bed. A prude might have considered the subject risque but it was a most beautiful pose that lifted her full bosom for the viewer to admire.
"Ah yes, Jean said, "it is most beautiful."
"Wait, you have not seen anything yet."
Lionel reached behind the work and pressed a hidden button and the upper half of the sculpture unfolded on a hinge like a giant clam shell revealing within a bedroom scene of the same damsel in the throes of passion, lying with her backside pressed against a young soldier, whose military pants were unbuttoned to permit viewing the revealing detail of his large penis which had entered her vagina from below. Here every anatomical detail of their coitus was precisely illustrated.
"So Lionel, is this how you think we should make love, in the same position?"
He kissed her cheek and chuckled,
"Well, isn't it is a wonderful piece?"
"Of that there is no doubt," said Jean, you should keep it."