"So you don't see anything you like?"
I was bored at this stage. I'd been out shopping with my wife for about 90 minutes and she'd looked at about 3 tops. All completely boring and all three looked the same. There was football on at 6 o'clock and I didn't want to spend the rest of my day doing this.
"There's just nothing out at the moment babe"
She must've said this line about 3 times a month. While in a yet another cheap clothes store, she spotted a woman buying a leather mini skirt.
"Oh look at her! Imagine me wearing that!?!" She laughed
"Yeah..." I half heartedly mumbled.
I always had a thing for shiny clothes, and leather in particular but my wife had what some would call a conservative dress sense; I'd called it downright dowdy. She barely wore heels, let alone anything that would've show off her terrific figure. Well I think it's terrific anyway, some might think she's too voluptuous.
"What, you don't actually think that that would look nice, do you!?"
"I'm not saying it's nice, I just think you'd look hot in it"
I couldn't believe I said that.
"Its so cheap looking, its not even real leather"
"I dunno love, I reckon you'd look really sexy in it. Maybe not for a classy night out but not everything has to be classy"
"Seriously, you'd like to see me dressed like that cheap slut?"
I smile nervously. This could land me in deep trouble. Say the wrong thing here and I could lose all privileges for a month or more. Ah sod it; let's see how it goes...
"I'm not saying you're a slut, or you'd ever come close to being a slut love. It's just that if you were to wear that skirt with a couple of other items, I think you'd look really hot. It might, I dunno, it might be a bit of fun for us"
I wasn't sure how she'd take it.
"Fun! How would it be fun!?"
"I dunno, it just that I think you've got this terrific figure and maybe if I saw you show it off a bit more, it might, I dunno, it might get me a bit more, you know, excited"
She then noticed I was in a state of arousal already. I hadn't even noticed myself.
"Whoa, hello there! Are you horny thinking about me?"
"Eh, yeah, I guess so"