The knock on the door was loud and insistent. Since it was the end of October, I assumed that it was kids trick or treating. I opened the door and looked down at a short, portly, bald man, who was wobbling back and forth from right foot to left like a four-year-old having to pee and trying to hold it in. In fact, that was what his problem was. He said his name was Claude and that he was a friend of my wife from college. He begged me to let him use the bathroom, before he peed himself, I pointed the way, and he ran in the direction of the downstairs bathroom. He looked so comical it was all I could do to keep from peeing myself as I called to Geri, my wife of twenty-two years. When she came downstairs, I told her that a fat, bald guy, named Claude, who said he was her friend from college could be found in our downstairs bathroom.
My wife, Geraldine (Geri to her friends) is about 5'3" and I guess about 110 pounds. My name is Jake, I'm 5'9" tall and very thin with just a little gut starting to show. We are both in our early forties, with a daughter Judy who is now twenty-one and very attractive. I've learned that Geri had a very active sex life during her college years. Janet, one of her friends from school, once described her, to me, "as ready and willing to do anything if it ended in a long hard fuck. She also had a reputation for having no problem taking the biggest fattest cocks in school."
"But something happened to Geri." Janet said. "In her senior year. Geri moved in with a transfer student, from France, named Claude. He was nothing to look at, not Geri's type at all, but she really doted upon him. One day I went to their apartment to get some help, from Geri, with my senior essay. I was shocked to see that her roommate was walking around nude, with one of the smallest dicks I ever saw. Geri walked in and saw me staring at his crotch".
"Isn't that the biggest cock you ever saw?"
"I couldn't believe that she said that. At first, I thought she was being sarcastic, but she continued praising it and proudly said that last night was the first time she was able to take it in her butt. It was very weird, but I really needed help with my essay, so I ignored Claude and stayed while Geri helped me. As we finished, Claude said something in French to Geri. She hesitated for a moment and looked hopefully at Claude. When he didn't say a thing she looked at me and then stripped off her clothes, dropped to the floor and started to crawl to him. He shouted at her "tits" and she lowered her body until her tits rubbed on the floor as she continued to crawl. When she reached him she kissed both of his feet, kissed the tip of his little cock, and easily put the whole thing in her mouth. She started to suck him, but he whispered something to her, and she invited me to join her saying that there was more than enough for the two of us. When I denied her request she started to weep and climbed on to Claude's lap. He began to spank her and I could take no more and literally ran out of their apartment and never spoke to Geri again."
With Janet's words ringing in my ears I wondered if the fat little man who just walked in could possibly be Geri's Claude.
When I closed the front door, I saw that an old decrepit Peugeot had made some deep ruts parked partially on our front lawn. Geri came downstairs and I asked her to tell me about the guy she lived with during her senior year at college.
"His name was Claude. He was taller than you, buff, suave, extremely handsome and his accent could make most girls pee their pants, not to mention that he had a cock that was at least 7 inches long and very fat".
Just then we heard the downstairs toilet flush and out walked our guest with a piss stain running all the way down his left pants leg. Geri took one look and gasped,
"Claude, I can't believe you're here"
