The girl in my sleeping bag moved. I woke immediately. Her head rolled off my shoulder and she took a deep breath and exhaled loudly. This was an extremely good sign. I held my breath, hoping that she would open her eyes. Her body had warmed a bit and when I took a mitten off her hand, I saw that her fingers were slowly regaining color. But I wanted her core to warm so I pulled her closer and held her tightly to my body. To my surprise she rolled her head back toward me and snuggled against my shoulder while hugging me with her left arm. I stayed like that for another couple of hours, dozing intermittently.
Soon, I could see the first streaks of dawn creeping behind the curtains. I listened closely to her breathing, which was deeper and regular, unlike a few hours ago. I thought this would be a good time to warm the cabin and make some hot coffee or tea, in case she woke soon. Carefully disentangling myself from her, I replaced my body with a blanket that I wrapped around her best I could. I zipped the sleeping bag until only the top of her blonde hair showed. I quickly dressed and turned the thermostat up to 70 degreesβa huge use of propane I knew, but it had to be done. Then I made a pot of coffee.
After checking her one more time, I put on my jacket to go outside. But the door wouldn't open because, as I feared, snow had drifted up the side of the coach. I also knew that when the sun hit that snow, the top layer would melt and turn to ice, making it twice as hard to remove. So I grabbed the shovel, gathered my strength, and forced the door open.
The snow gave way and I pushed my way outside. A stiff, cold wind was still blowing light flurries and drifts had climbed 5 feet up the coach, practically covering one window and just below the other. I dug the drifts off the sides and away from the door. Then I climbed on the roof and cleared the solar panels and satellite dish of snow. From there I could see that the road was buried in at least 15 inches of snow, so I was definitely going nowhere.
Back inside the RV, I took off my snow gear and checked on the girl. Her breathing was good and her color was getting better. I briefly considered getting back in the bag with her, but decided that once the cabin had heated sufficiently, there should be enough warmth for her. Besides, I didn't want to be that close to that nude body if I couldn't fuck her.
I poured myself a cup of coffee and checked the weather. This area might get more snow today followed by cold temperatures tonight. I decided to block off the driving cabin so as to have less room to heat. As I was placing barriers to do so, a voice startled me.
"Where am I and who the fuck are you?"
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I finally decided on a 28 foot Coachland. Not because I thought it was any better than other brands but because it had few miles and was in terrible shape. It had been repossessed from the original owner who had basically trashed the interior and engine. The bank decided it wasn't worth fixing and was going to trash it. So I bought it, had it towed to my place and went to work.
And let me tell you, the neighbors were none too pleased to see that thing in my driveway. I couldn't blame them. It looked like hell but was too big for the garage. Fortunately the garage was separate and a bit behind the house, so it didn't show as much.
With the help of my mechanic friend Eddie, I pulled and sold the engine and transmission. I replaced them with a more powerful engine and transmission with more low end torque and towing capacity. Inside I replaced all the cushions, curtains, shades and bedding. The walls were okay but the flooring had to be replaced. The furnace and AC were good, so I just had them cleaned and serviced. I replaced the 3.0 generator with a 4.0 which used the same amount of fuel but produced more power. The deep cycle batteries showed some wear, so I got new ones. I replaced the refrigerator, but the stove, oven and microwave were okay, just in need of cleaning.
I put in a new toilet and pump system for water in the coach. The slideouts were okay except for some fiberglass damage to the rear one.
Then I drove it to my friend Jason's fiberglass shop. A month later I picked it up fully repaired and repainted. I had what amounted to a new RV custom done for under 50K.
But more importantly, when I was working on it, I was happyβand that felt really good.
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I turned to see the popsicle girl wrapped in the blanket. She had grabbed a knife from the counter and was pointing it at me.
"Listen, I'm sure you have a lot of questions," I said, "but..."
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY AM I NAKED?" she demanded.
"Just calm down," I said, "I found you unconscious in the snow. Your clothes were soaked and..."
"Did you rape me?"
"What?"
"Did you rape me you son of a bitch?" She took a step toward me, waving the knife.
"No...I wouldn't..."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure," I said, "I don't fuck unconscious women."
That seemed to confuse her a moment.
"Did you touch me?"
"Look, just let me make you a cup of coffee and..."
"DID YOU TOUCH ME?"
Okay, I'd had enough of this bullshit. I put down the panel, picked up my coffee cup and moved toward the pot.
"All right, you wanna kill me, go ahead," I said, "I'm getting some coffee."
She backed up, clutching the blanket to her and keeping the knife pointed at me.