Wine and Dine Me.
That's what the ad said. The best part was that there was an animated clip to two stuffed animals "humping" over the bumps in the road of a cars back window ledge.
I replied because I thought it was funny and it made me laugh. Any guy knows that 99.9% of the ads for men by women are bogus pay sites but sometimes I answer them anyway.
I was surprised when I got a reply that didn't point me to a new web address or didn't ask me to look up her pictures at some bogus site somewhere. I replied back and then we were going back and forth. A little bit of get to know you and a little bit of online flirting. Soon enough the flirting evolved into an exchange of pictures and I was surprised again that she looked very hot, blond, busty and very pretty.
More chatting led to the agreement that we would meet that evening at a bar in neutral territory to see if there was any real chemistry between us. I got there first and looked around ordered a water until she arrived. Once she showed up we ordered some food and then some drinks and basically sized each other up in a carnal way. I realized I could imagine myself fucking her, and she must have felt the same. We moved out to the patio bar and started to move the conversation towards the business end of things.