"Your prick is perfect, beautiful exactly what I have been looking for."
"Of all the reactions I have had in my life that is the cruelest of all. I am sorry it is so small but you don't have to tease me about it."
"No I really meant what I said I am absolutely fed up with cocky men with huge cocks thinking they are god's gift to women. The last man I slept with was so big it was painful making love and he would not accept that my cries were of pain not orgasmic pleasure."
"Are you really not taking the piss?"
"I promise you I am telling you the absolute truth. There is also another reason why you beautiful cock is just what I have been looking for. Since before I had any experience with men I have realized that my bottom is super-sensitive. My first orgasms were always achieved with something in my bottom. I have tried anal sex a few times but it has been painful and embarrassing. I know that not everyone likes the idea but I would love it if you would like to try it. If you doubt my intentions let me go down on you it looks like it would be a lovely fit in my mouth. Gagging is not the sexiest thing I can tell you."
Ben couldn't believe his luck. At 23, his experience with women was at best limited to an occasional sympathy fuck, followed by the brush off. The worst was probably the 18yo girl who said.
"My little brother's is twice that size."