It took me all day Sunday to recover. Not only was I tired, I was sore. I wasn't raw sore, I was sore like I'd been thrown off my bike on a rocky trail, going downhill, all the way to the bottom, and winding up on a boulder. It is an understatement to say that Norma was a vigorous love maker. But the soreness was worth it. If I were the type to keep a diary, I would have entered last night's events in red letters. WHEW!
Monday at school was interesting. I got the usual, "Good Morning, Mr. D_____" from folks but I also got some, "How was your weekend, Mr. D_____", with a little bit of giggling from the girls thrown in. This was something that I did not remember hearing much of before. High school girls can be silly over nothing but it did make me wonder what they were being silly about that day.
When I walked into the classroom for my first class, I saw a tiny cowboy hat on my desk and a post-it note, "Ride'm Cowboy". I looked around as if I might spot the person that put it there but, of course, I couldn't. Everyone was looking down at their desk, though I did detect a few muffled snickers in the back of the room. I ignored the whole think and went on teaching my class.
After class was over and the students were clearing the room, one of them hung back. I sensed that she wanted to talk with me alone. She was...well...a GOTH! Small towns have their share of eccentrics and teenagers tend often to be more eccentric than the eccentric eccentrics. So, just like the cowboys "cowboy'ed up" this little high school junior lady, Mona to be precise, as all "gothed up". She didn't have anything on that wasn't black, unless it was metal. Dyed black hair, overly done black eye make-up, lipstick, and nail polish. You'd think the school administrators would have sent her home but, though it was a small town, it seemed to be a pretty tolerant populace--at least when it came to school attire.
"Mr. D____, can we talk for a sec, Mr. D____?" She wasn't at all intimidated, though she did have a flat tone to her little voice.
"The cowboy hat, and that sticker," she announced, "don't think those were put there just to make fun of you. I mean, it's a small town and word kind of got around that you were at The Corral Saturday night with Norma and seemed to have a good time there, and all. So...well...I'm not going to tell you who has a brother that told her...I mean him...I mean that person....that you seemed to cotton to the fun there and had a good time...it looked like...so, she...I mean they...that person...thought it might be cute to let you know that you were kind of an honorary cowboy now. So, please don't take it the wrong way...I mean...It's because we like you...we're not making fun of you at all."
"Well, Thank You, Mona," I said in my teacher's voice, "that makes me feel a lot better. And you can tell her...I mean them...well, THAT person or those persons...that I appreciate the sentiment. It's nice feel that I'm fitting in."
"O.K., Mr. D_____, " she said with a glance over her shoulder, accompanied with a knowing nod, "I'll make sure I say that to her...them."
I was relieved at that disclosure. In fact, it was nice to feel that I had a place in town, after more than a year of teaching there,
It was comforting. I was also glad that the token cowboy hat didn't have anything to do with me riding Norma, or more correctly her riding of ME, after our night out. But, as small of a town that this is, I can on only hope that nobody with even a modicum of hearing acuity was anywhere in the vicinity of my apartment early Sunday morning!
I was, however, more than a little curious about who might have been the Her...I mean Him....I mean that person.... who put the little hat on my desk.
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One of the mysteries I was left with after my escapade at The Corral was why Norma had the nickname of "BB". I suppose I could have asked her straight out to her face but I didn't have the nerve to do that in case it turned to be a pejorative term with which she might be angry. I decided, then to seek out "Bondo" who, after all, was the person who acquainted me with Norma's nickname to begin with.
I traipsed over to Bondo's shop after school and found him pounding the metal on the bed side of an old 1960's pick-up truck. Back then, the actually worked the metal; today, they just remove it and put a new one on. But, that's beside the point.
"Hey, Bondo! Remember me? From The Corral, Saturday?"
"Oh, yeah. You were with Norma, right?" Stopping his work seemed to be a relief,
"Yeah, I remember. She called you Cowboy...maybe that'll stick...depending. What can I do for you?"
(Again, I'm glad I'm not transcribing Bondo phonetically; that tends to warp my mind more than a little.)
"So, Bondo, I don't know what my 'handle' is, exactly," I hunkered down with him to foster an informal and familiar conversation, "but that's what I'm curious about. I mean not so much MY handle but the handle you used for Norma...'BB', was it?
"Oh, Yeah...BB...yeah," he spit some tobacco juice into a dust pile (what can I say--some stereotypes are real) "yeah, I don't know, for sure. I mean, it could stand for 'Big Boobs', that's an obvious one, or it could be for 'Beautiful Boobs'? 'Boucing Boobs' are other obvious one...those are the ones I like to think about! I don't know....'Ball Buster'? that could be....she's a load sometimes. 'Big Bitch'? that might fit sometimes, too but I think you'd be nursing a bloody nose if you tried that one on her. But, really, I think you'd need to ask her brothers...I'm pretty sure they are the ones who hung that handle on her...I mean, for all I know, 'BB' stands for 'BaBy', or 'Baby Baby", she's the youngest in the family, you know?"
Giving him a clap on the back, I said, "Well, thanks for your time, Bondo, I'll keep that all in mind. I guess I'll just have to think of the flattering connotations when....or if..I use 'BB' on her."
Bondo had a quizzical look, "You said 'connotations'? Huh? What?"
"Not important, Bondo," I grinned, "not important at all...at all."
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I had to wait until all of 5:30PM to hear from Norma. I was sprucing up my lesson plan for the next day, working on a "pop quiz". The phone rang and, since it rarely did except for school business, I expected it to be Norma. And it was.
"Hey, Cowboy! How'ya feeling today? Rest up on Sunday, did you?"