I'd been flirting with you for probably about two months -- like the second you started working at the paper -- before it dawned on you what was going on.
Men.
You are aware of your cocks just about, oh -- conservatively estimating -- every other second, yet when a semi-decent-looking, hellaciously creatively intelligent woman all but throws her pussy up in your face, you are oblivious.
So I suppose I was willing to forgive your gender. Because I wanted that selfsame cock so very much. It was all I had thought about since the second I met you. Really and truly.
I didn't see the lines in your face, nor the slight angle at which you tilted your body to stand, perhaps alleviating some old injury, but still thrusting a bit of a girlbelly forward. All I saw was this tall, dark, handsome brilliant man. And how big your hands were ... which necessarily (intrinsically??) led to thoughts of the treasure hanging between your legs.
And then every time thereafter, when I saw you, I thought, "Cock. Cock. Cock."
Now, I know I sound like a stereotype in associating physical size with dick size with ability to perform. And so I am sorry for that, because I really don't judge on size, being on the larger size myself. It was only your sheer presence that made me equate one with the other ... with the other.
OK, OK! So we've established that I saw you and lusted and dreamed of your penis. Stiff. Dripping. In my palms.
Where was I? Yeah! Flirting! That's right. So soon after I met you I found reason after reason after reason to bring something work-related to your desk. And I grinned stupidly, sputtered what I hoped were intelligent responses still tinged with enough desire to draw you in.
And. Nothing!
Damnit!
Do you know what it finally took for you to see me in a new light? Because I do. I obviously had been waiting for it for so long that when it finally came it was like a goddamned Katy Perry song. "Firework!" Yes! Oh, yes.
It took me asking you out for a drink after work. Yup. Simple as that.
I saw the second the dawning sparked your eyes. Like the aforementioned firework.
I mentally constructed the response I guessed filtered through your understanding: "Ooooooh. Yeah. I guess this woman is interested in me beyond a professional level. She wants to see me OUTSIDE work."
Yeah. Good job, dumbass. Why did I want to fuck you again?
Right ... size ... hands ... treasure between legs. I had been thinking about how to make that treasure weep so I could taste its utter glory.
Seriously. I just lusted after the precum I knew would drip when I finally got my hands-face-mouth-pussy-any damn part of my skin! on you, on your body, on your legs, on your throbbing ... sausage? I was about to write sausage as a euphemism for cock. Penis. Dick.
Who the hell cares, right?