Story Code: M/F, Prostitution, Public Sex, unfaithful wife, Masturbation
How did it start? You may well ask!
We had just trundled through our fourteenth wedding anniversary; as usual Rob had forgotten a card, flowers, chocolates or gift. I'd got Rob a card and a pair of gold cufflinks with 'RC' engraved. The card wasn't new, I'd bought it for our ninth wedding anniversary and once I realised that Rob had forgotten our ninth wedding anniversary I put the card and gift I'd bought him away. Just like I would do once again, the gift wasn't wasted though; the gold cufflinks would be presented to him for his birthday present or his Christmas present just as I'd done with the gift I'd purchased for his anniversary for five years.
The following week, seven days after our non-existent wedding anniversary we were due to go to one of Rob's friend's wedding in Brighton. I'd arranged for our kids to stop over the weekend with Rob's parents and we were booked in for two nights at a seafront hotel. We'd planned to drop off the kids at Rob's parents straight after school and drive down to Brighton as soon as Rob got home from work.
Friday night was a big piss-up, twenty wedding guests were stopping over on Friday night and even more were due to stop over on Saturday night too after the wedding supper. The complaints on Friday from other guests in the hotel averaged five for each of us, I think Rob actually generated two complaints out of the one hundred lodged with the hotel management. Most guests were still drunk for the wedding on Saturday afternoon. From the wedding we all went to the funfair and the wedding photographs were all taken on the various rides.
The main wedding meal was from two o'clock in the afternoon until four in the hotel that many of the guests were staying in and at four o'clock the dining room was reconfigured for the evening disco. Rob changed out of his formal suit into something a little more casual for the disco while I changed into a little cocktail dress, charcoal rather than black and under it I wore a white basque, white thong and white stockings. It wasn't the way I usually dressed but as my fourteenth wedding anniversary had been such a bust I was hoping for a little 'Something-something' after the disco from my husband.
At ten o'clock I realised that my husband would yet again be a washout, he was totally pissed and unable to stand by ten-thirty in the evening and then, as bad as things were they took a turn for the worse. Five of the rugby players in our party had been involved in a punch-up with a rival party in a nearby hotel and the police had been called. As the police were trying to round up all the fighters someone triggered the fire alarm in our hotel to help the fighters evade capture and we were all asked to leave the hotel because of the fire alarm being triggered and while we were all standing around on the promenade the bell hops pulled trolleys full of cases and bags out onto the pavement in front of the hotel, they called out room numbers, they took the room key and handed the bags over containing everything they had found in the room.
As we looked down the main street full of hotels the 'Vacancy' signs flicked to 'No Vacancy' as if they were all controlled by a single switch. I didn't often drive Rob's car, I could park four of my little cars in the footprint of Rob's huge monster but as he was pissed and curled up on a bench on the promenade, I'd just have to put up with it for once.
I had to drag our heavy bag around to the car park and load it into Rob's boot. By the time I'd managed to get the car out onto the promenade again Rob was in the process of being arrested for vagrancy as he had no money in his pocket, no form of identity and was insensible through drink. I had to bat my eyelashes at the two police officers and flirt a little to get them to change their minds and instead of throwing my husband into the back of the paddy wagon, they threw him in the back of our car.
I selected home on the car's sat-nav and then reviewed the route, just as I had suspected the route was motorway all the way and the one place I didn't want to drive a car the size of a bus was on a late night motorway so I flicked through the options and selected avoiding motorways. The journey would take several hours longer but I would feel a whole lot safer on the minor roads.
About halfway home I was feeling very tired, very thirsty and desperately in need of a toilet. I had no idea how I would get a drink, a Red Bull would come in handy or an espresso but at two o'clock in the morning on the back roads there were few options, it crossed my mind to stop in a lay-by and find a secluded bush to take a piss behind. I was looking out for somewhere to pee when I spotted a brightly lit building on top of the hill ahead of me, an overnight truck stop and twenty-four hour transport cafe.
I pulled in behind a large van in the car park and I shook Rob to try and wake him, see if he needed a toilet break or a drink, as I shook him I realised that he'd already taken his toilet break some miles earlier, ''Bloody good job it's his car and the seats are leather. At least he'd be able to have the car valeted on Sunday so it would be ready for work on Monday.'
I grabbed my handbag and locked Rob into his own car. I walked across the darkened car park, as I walked past a lorry the driver leaned out of his side window and said, "How much love?"
I stopped dead in my tracks; I hadn't spotted the open window as I walked along because it was so high up so having a stranger suddenly talk to me out of the blue, or rather black of the unlit car park had shocked me almost as much as what he'd said.
"Didn't think we'd see any of you girls around here after last month's police clampdown!"
I was trying to say that I wasn't a prostitute but my mouth refused to work again until I'd had a pee and a drink. The man dropped out of his cab and gathered me up against him by wrapping his arm over my shoulder. I looked back nervously to see if Rob could see me but his car was totally hidden by two lorries.
I obviously didn't have my head on right because I allowed the man to guide me over towards the cafe. The front of the cafe was brightly lit, it looked more like a disco than a cafe and the passageway from the outer doors into the building was illuminated with black light tubes, I could see the toilets ahead of me and the door into the cafe was on the left, I tried to say toilet but all I could do was point in the direction of the ladies sign, "Okay love, I'll grab us a couple of coffees and a table in the far corner!" he pointed into the far corner with a wicked grin on his face.
The lighting inside the toilet was also black light tubes, it was to prevent the use of intravenous drug taking as the veins wouldn't show under black light but I was brought to a dead stop when I saw my reflection in the mirror, the white of my lingerie had been picked out by the black light and it looked like that was all I was wearing, the charcoal dress had totally disappeared, no wonder the trucker was giving me a lecherous grin, he could see what I was looking at now out in the corridor.
I sat on the toilet mulling things over. Working out how long it had been since I actually had sex with Rob, well, I say sex, Rob had sex with me roughly every six to eight weeks but sex for him is more a 'wham-bam-thank-you-mam' and I seldom got close to my climax before he had fired off, kissed my cheek and rolled away from me to go to sleep. It had been almost a year since I last had an orgasm with Rob and then the thought crossed my mind, 'Rob was pissed out of his head and laying in a pool of his own piss in the back seat of his car and in the cafe there was a handsome, slightly older man who desperately wanted to fuck me!'
I'd have to tell him that I wasn't a hooker though, if he gave me an orgasm that would be payment enough, 'What the hell! There's no way you can be serious, that bloke probably uses prostitutes all the time, he could be infected with any kind of STD under the sun!'
I listened to my inner voice and mulled it over in my head, 'But a condom will sort out any problems like that!'
'Ah! But what if he doesn't have a condom or if he refuses to use one?'
'He thinks I'm a whore so he'll use a condom!'
'But if you're a whore you'll be expected to have your own condoms!'
'Bloody good point, now that might be a problem!'