Dedicated to Alice, whose encouragement prompted me to write this down.
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I was working away from home and feeling a little horny. To my great interest, I was surprised to discover a strip-pub a few hundred yards from my out of town, rural Holiday Inn. I am a fan of strip clubs, I just like to admire the naked female form.
I checked in, deposited my luggage in my room and decided to stroll over and investigate the opening hours of the establishment. To my surprise, it was around 6pm, it was open. Well, not one to ignore my good fortune, I went in and paid the £5 cover charge. I bought myself a refreshing cider and sat down. The place was dimly lit, as many are, but there were perhaps a half dozen other patrons, some together and some single. The pub itself looked a little sleazy, but I was prepared to see what happened. The doorman had informed me that I was to tip each dancer a £1 coin after each dance, which seemed a fair exchange to me.
The first dancer came out in black lingerie. She was a brunette, reasonably curvy, in her 30s. She danced well, making use of the obligatory pole, stripping off her bra mid way through the song to exhibit a fine pair of breasts that anyone would have been pleased to get their hands on. I was slightly disappointed that the song ended and it was clear that the black knickers were not also destined to be removed. But it was a good set and I had a definite stirring in my trousers. The lady then went around each patron to collect her £1s. She started with me and to my surprise, climbed straight onto my lap, and ground her delicious bottom onto my groin. This had the desired effect straight away as my cock got harder. She smiled and put her hand in my lap to give it an encouraging squeeze, and she pushed her breasts in my face and her nipple into my mouth. This is very unusual for a British 'No touching' club. She then asked if I'd like a private dance, to which I replied I'd think about it. This was her routine at each punter, and it was exciting to see the way she handled all the guys there.