It was just after 3:00AM, and I was jerking off in my car.
Why was I jerking off in my car? Well, it's a long story. I had recently gone through some big changes in my life and tonight it all got to be too much. I had recently left my job for a considerably more stressful position nearly a hundred miles from home. The pay was better, and it had a lot more opportunities than my previous job, but it was taking its toll, as was the relocation that I was forced to undergo.
When I figured out that I was moving, my girlfriend, Brittany, decided that she didn't want to do long distance. We fought about it for over a week, and then decided mutually that we should break up. At least, I thought that we had decided.
She called me earlier this week and asked if she could come see my on Friday because she wanted to try and work things out. It had been a few weeks since I'd seen her, and I thought that even if it went south, (which of course it did) I might at least get some action. So I told her to come.
When I left work on Friday, I was frustrated. I was just getting into the thick of work, and it was demanding. So when I got back to my apartment, I had a beer. Then another. And another. By the time Brittany rang the buzzer, I was feeling a little drunk. I buzzed her in, and she wasted no time jumping on top of me as soon as I opened the door. After a few clumsy kisses, she reached for my zipper. I sank into the couch while she went down on her knees, getting ready to blow me. She took off her top and was left in a very sexy pink bra. Right about then, things did in fact go south.
As she lowered my pants, I reached behind her back to try to undo her bra. Because I was sitting on the couch, this quickly turned into a very awkward position. Still feeling the buzz from my beer, I fumbled with the strap far longer than I should have. I was getting very frustrated very quickly with the whole situation, and then I let some of that frustration out and tore the damn thing open. The strap snapped against her skin as I pulled it apart, and she let out a little scream of pain. She looked up at me from the floor with anger in her eyes. She started screaming about the bra and how expensive it was. And then she started yelling about me drinking, asking me if I felt like I had to be drunk to be around her. And so on from there.
I would like to say I apologized and tried to make amends with her, put her worries at rest, and soothed her until she felt better. But I didn't. Everything was getting to be too much, so I yelled right back. After a few minutes she left, slamming the door behind her. I sat on the couch, angry at nearly everything in my life.
My pants were still around my ankles, and suddenly I found myself thinking about Brittany standing there topless, screaming at me. I don't know why, but I found it really arousing. I started stroking my cock right there on the couch, thinking that maybe I could just jerk off, go to sleep, and deal with everything in the morning. But first, I got up, downed another beer, then came back and started jerking again.
Now might be a good time to mention that I have a roommate- Jake. I hadn't mentioned him before, because he was supposed to be out of town for the weekend on a trip with his girlfriend, Paige. But he was about to make my night even worse.
As I was sitting on the couch, jacking off, I started to hear a key turn in the lock on the front door. I scrambled for my pants and barely managed to pull them up before the door opened. Jake entered, followed by Paige, both seeming to be very drunk. A man entered the apartment right after them, breezing past Jake and Paige into the kitchen.
"Jake, Paige, what the fuck? I thought you were going on a trip this weekend." Jake started to slur an answer to my question.
"We were. But then we got bumped from our flight. Went to a bar instead. Had a few drinks, met Tommy Boy here and said fuck it, we'll party at our place!"
"What are you talking about? Who the hell is Tommy?"
"Tommy! Tommy Boy! The guy that just walked into the kitchen!" Paige seemed even more drunk than Jake. "I think there are a few more people from the bar coming too."
"Are you kidding me? What the hell man, you can't just invite strangers over here without even telling me first!"
"Relax, man. They're cool. Hey, barn door, bud." Paige giggled as Jake pointed out that my zipper was down. Frustrated, I stood up, picked up my keys and walked out of the apartment. I opened up my car and got in, but didn't put the keys in the ignition. Instead, I simply lay back in the seat, fuming. I realized that my fly was still down, and reached down to fix it. As I pulled the zipper, I got it into my head that I was still pretty horny. I looked around the parking lot quickly and found no one, then unzipped again. I pulled out my dick and started stroking, just like before. By now however, I was feeling really drunk and couldn't get anywhere. Eventually I passed out, with my dick still in my hand.
I woke up in my car and looked around the parking lot again. It was still dark outside. I took my hand off my member and fumbled around for my keys. I stuck the key in the ignition and looked at the clock. It was just after 3:00AM. At this point, my balls were starting to ache from being interrupted all night. Looking back at my apartment, I saw the lights still on in the window and heard music reverberating from that direction. Thinking that my apartment was still full of strangers, I decided that this was probably my best option at this point for privacy. So for the third time that night, I started to masturbate. Which brings us back to the beginning of the story.
It had barely been a minute when I caught movement out of the corner of my eye. I stopped stroking for a moment and looked around. I couldn't see anything outside my car, so I thought I was safe and resumed.