My girlfriend, Lori, is one very special person. She is adventurous, smart, and willing to try just about anything I propose. She'll try anything. Hell, last summer she and I went to a nude beach for the first time and spent a week on the John Muir Trail together. Lori and I have been together almost two years now and she just continues to surprise me more and more. One night she came home from work to tell me about a totally isolated spot where we could hike, go skinny dipping, and generally, be totally decadent for the weekend. I had tickets to a football game, but I reluctantly agreed to go camping. After that weekend of camping, I was ready to go back to commune with nature every weekend!
We got ready to go on Friday night. Lori packed the food and I got the gear ready to go so we could take off first thing Saturday morning. About noontime, Saturday, Lori pointed out the dirt road we had been looking for. We went to find a place to pitch the tent. The space we found was flat, with a stream not too far away. Lori said the swimming hole was about a quarter mile upstream. Good enough for me. It took about an hour and a half to set up camp with the umbrella tent, the cook range, and a big screened patio. I love most of the outdoors, but creepy-crawley bugs are a deal breaker.
Now it was time to hike up to the swimming hole. We could hear the sounds of the waterfall, and after about fifteen minutes we found that the water was sparkling clear and cold! Lori couldn't wait to get undressed. She jumped in and started to splash me with that god-awful cold water. Swimming is ok, but leave the icebergs behind!
"Come on, get in here. The water's great!" Lori teased.
"Yeah, sure and I'll freeze off all those things I wanted to use this weekend. If you'd have been smart you would have let me jump in before you splashed me. See, you tipped your hand. No way am I going to freeze off my cajones."
"Oh the water isn't that cold. Besides if your equipment gets too cold I'll warm it up with these.'' Lori picked up a breast in each hand and offered them to me. . Those were two of the things I liked about Lori. Now it was getting interesting.