BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
"Kneel," Barbara ordered as I entered her office. I sank to my knees as four sets of eyes stared down at me.
"I wish I could get my people at City Hall to do that," a woman laughed and I recognized her immediately. It was Joyce Cooper, the mayor of Wildwood. I'd met her once before when Barbara had taken me to her home for a meeting when she was still a city councilwoman. Barbara had promised to help push Joyce over the top in her mayoral race if she would commit to helping pass Mailgirls-friendly laws in the large suburb. Both had kept their promises. Also in the room were the two unfamiliar men I'd seen earlier in Conference Room A on the tenth floor of the tower. I soon learned their names were Bill and Ted and I couldn't help but think of an old Keanu Reeves movie.
I'd been on the third floor of the south wing leading Diana on her naked "orientation tour" of DDE headquarters when Anna had shown up to replace me and my MMU had summoned me here. Now the meeting resumed as I knelt submissively on the floor, my nude body on display to these power players as they discussed a multi-million dollar deal.
Bill and Ted, I would discover, had founded a high tech startup that had recently gone public. After a successful initial public stock offering they were flush with cash and looking to build a new headquarters from the ground up after having outgrown their old corporate offices. Joyce and Barbara were trying to sell them on Wildwood as their new home and, of course, they would need mailgirls in order to take their business to the next level according to Barbara.
"So how many mailgirls do you think we would need to start off with if we decided to go that direction?" Bill asked, his eyes darting over for a glance at my bare tits before turning his attention back to Barbara.. He was the one who had performed the "inspection" on Diana and me in the earlier meeting.
"Probably eight to ten for starters," Barbara said. "Once you discover how much they help improve productivity and morale you'll want to add more though."
"And you guys hire and train them all here?"
"Yes. That helps insure consistency in the training and quality of mailgirls."
"And then you sell the girls to the highest bidder after their training?"
"We put their contracts up for bid," Barbara responded as if there was really a difference. You buy the contract you buy the girl.
"Okay, but what if we wanted to hire one of our own employees to be a mailgirl," Bill asked. "Would we still have to bid on her after you trained her?"
"No, not in that case." Barbara answered. "You can sign an employee who has worked for you for more than six months to a Mailgirls contract and you'll have the right of first refusal on her contract. We'll still train her but she's yours afterwards without having to bid if you want her."
"So it would actually be cheaper for us to hire from within then, right?" Bill asked.
"That's right," Barbara said.
"So why wouldn't we hire all of our mailgirls from within our organization?" Bill asked.
"You obviously can," Barbara replied. "I will mention that we draw from a much larger pool of qualified applicants from all over the country which would give you a better selection of girls to choose from, but if you want to hire entirely from within you have that choice."
"Wouldn't it be humiliating to have our own employees working naked in front of their friends and colleagues?" Ted asked Bill.
"That would be part of the fun," Bill grinned mischievously. "I can think of a few I'd like to sign up for the job. One in particular." Bill and Ted looked at each other and then broke out laughing. "Staci," they both said almost simultaneously.
Bill turned back to Barbara. "So what if we had an especially, um...'qualified' employee we'd like to recruit to become a mailgirl. Could we offer additional money and benefits beyond what's normally in the standard contract as an enticement to get her to sign on?"
"Of course," Barbara replied. I had no idea who this Staci was but I felt sorry for her knowing the full court press these two were going to put on her to get her to become a nude company slave.
"You know, I still have a hard time believing all of this is legal," Ted stated. "Buying and selling mailgirls on an open market. Forcing employees to work naked."
"There are lots of businesses where nudity is a requirement for employment," Barbara responded. "Strip clubs, for instance. And pro athletes are traded and sold all the time to other teams. We're not breaking any new ground here legally."
"Except it's never been done in a corporate setting before though," Ted replied. "It seems like it would be easy to end up with a sexual harassment suit."
"The mailgirls' duties are clearly outlined in the contract and we ask them a series of questions prior to signing the contract to make sure they understand the unusual requirements of the job. We also video the whole thing so they can't claim later that they didn't know." Barbara paused for a sip of water before continuing.
"Ted, there are boundaries you can't cross but we know where those boundaries are. That's why it's important for DDE to monitor all North American licensees to make sure they are complying with local, state, and federal laws. There are a lot of people who'd love to find an excuse to snuff out the Mailgirls industry while it's still in its infancy."
"Will they be able to?" Ted asked.
"No, they won't," Barbara replied confidently. "And as the industry grows and matures it will become increasingly difficult for them to try."
"If we do this I don't want to end up spending a lot of money on legal fees to defend it," Bill said. "Having naked mailgirls sounds great and all but if we're getting dragged into court over it then it wouldn't be worth it."
"DDE and Hiromoto Industries have a joint legal defense fund," Barbara replied. "We'll provide legal assistance to all licensees if needed, provided they've followed the provisions of the licensing agreement and aren't flagrantly violating labor and sexual harassment laws. If a licensee gets caught demanding blow jobs from mailgirls then we'll pull their license and they're on their own."
