It was a cold winter morning, cars were covered in ice and frost and people braving the elements were wrapped up in hats, scarves and gloves.
Richard was happy he didn't need to leave the house today, he was fortunate to work from home most of the week. While working from the comfort of his home was great, it did have its downsides.
For one, there weren't any hotties to admire like he got to ogle when he used to go to the office. And for two, he found himself watching more and more porn. Some days, he'd wank himself silly. He'd even had a sneaky stroke on the odd Zoom or Teams meeting when some sexy ladies were on the call discussing dull work shit.
At 6ft 2 inches, Richard was a tall man, which women always seemed to love. Combined with a handsome face and deep manly voice, he'd always been popular with the ladies. His body was nothing particularly special though, apart from one distinctive feature - the huge, long, thick, veiny penis between his legs.
In his late 30s, Richard had been married to his wife Sian for three years now and there was no sign of any kids on the way. Sian was too focused on work for that. They just had a couple of cats.
Sian was a high flyer in sales so was almost never home.
"Rich, a delivery is due today, one of your birthday presents, so keep an eye out for it, ok?" said Sian, as she kissed him goodbye. "I'll be home around 7pm."
Richard, wearing a hoodie and grey joggers, was making a cup of coffee in the kitchen. He was commando under his joggers, the outline of his cock clearly visible. "Ok, love, have a good day."
His wife stopped and looked back at him for a moment, her eyes drawn to one area, the bulge in his sweatpants. "Oh I do love Grey Joggers Season," she said, smiling. "You'll take someone's eye out with that."
A smile broke out on Richard's face. "Hey if you've got it, flaunt it. That's my motto!"
Richard stared at his wife's shapely arse as she left the room. Fuck, he didn't half fancy her. But sadly, she wasn't as keen on sex lately, which he put down to pressures at work. He was hoping her flirty comment about his dick might mean she was up for some fun later. Although to be honest, she usually fell asleep straight after dinner and perhaps a glass or two of wine.
Richard heard the front door close. He was now alone, his mind racing to which porn clip to watch. His current favourite porn star was Angela White, with the huge tits. Fuck, he'd love a tit wank from her.
The husband sat on the sofa, fired up his work laptop and got out his phone. Searching for some porn he liked, he pulled out his large uncircumcised cock.
It was almost eight inches when flaccid, growing to 11 inches when fully erect. At this moment, it was probably around nine inches long as he was feeling particularly horny this morning, fuelled by his wife's crotch comment and the sight of her bum.
Richard finished logging into his work laptop and balanced his phone against the screen, so he could stroke his cock with both hands. It was far too fat and girthy to wrap just one hand around it fully. For a few seconds, his cock was still a little floppy under the enormous weight of itself, before he slowly began to stroke it to full mast.
Now his dick was standing to attention like a soldier on parade, Richard increased the pace of his strokes as he watched two sexy birds on his phone screen giving a double blow job to some lucky fella. He'd always regretted not giving porn a go himself.
Aware of his huge dong from playing five-a-side football, Richard's friends called him DickHard, a play on Richard. Despite her lack of sex drive lately, Sian still loved his huge cock, forever bragging to her friends about it, who were jealous. He'd even had a couple of them hit on him, which he didn't dare take them up on in case it was a trap. Still, he hoped Sian would organise a threesome with one of them one day. Perhaps a birthday treat.
Suddenly, the Ring doorbell rang. It must be the delivery his wife mentioned, thought Richard. He paused the porn on his phone and did his best to stuff his oversized cock into his sweatpants. The doorbell rang again; jeez, give a guy a chance.
Richard fumbled with the key for a while before he finally managed to unlock it and opened the door.
Standing before him was a young woman of incredible beauty, holding a heavy looking bag on her shoulders, stuffed with parcels.
"I've got a package for you," she said brightly.
Usually, delivery drivers were sweaty old men, not a total babe like this. You'd usually be lucky to get a cursory wave as they stomped off to their next delivery, the box plonked on the wet doorstep.
This courier cutie must have been no older than 22, with the most beautiful face, especially those big brown eyes looking up at him. Her lips were quite full and plump - they looked like they'd had filler, but it wasn't overdone, just very sexy indeed. Her dark brown hair was touching her shoulders and she was wearing a baseball cap.
She wasn't very tall - Richard guessed she must be a little over five foot, made even shorter by the step up to the front door. She was wearing tight gym leggings and a cropped jacket that accentuated her tiny waist and hugged around what looked like a big pair of tits. Richard couldn't wait for the view from the back; if the view was anywhere near close to the front, her arse was going to be incredible, especially in gym leggings.
Richard and the delivery babe exchanged a good morning and a little small talk about the weather. As they were talking, Richard noticed her large eyes fluttering erratically between his face and the bulge clearly visible in his grey sweatpants. Noticing that he had caught her staring, her face reddened a little with embarassment.
Richard could visibly see the effort the young woman was making to focus on his face rather than gawping at the outline of his cock. She giggled nervously.
Incredibly turned on that a hot woman in her 20s was making eyes at him, he could feel the blood rush to his cock, making it even more pronounced than it already was. As she seemed to be enjoying it, he made no effort to try and conceal it.
Soon, Richard's sizeable bulge was so obvious that he wouldn't be surprised if the curtain twitcher that lived across the road could make it out.
To her credit, for almost the whole time, the dark-haired beauty remained professional by not commenting directly about Richard's dick, despite obviously admiring its size.
The courier began to shuffle through her delivery bag, searching for the parcel. Every few packages, she paused, looked up at his face and slowly, almost deliberately dragged her big brown eyes down towards the bulge under his sweatpants. Such was the size, it was practically down at his knee.
After a few moments of awkward silence, the delivery babe handed Richard the box and despite her shyness, decided to be a little adventurous, "That's a big package you've got."
Just as she said 'big package', her eyes definitely darted down to the bulge in Richard's sweatpants. She also licked her lips slowly and suggestively.
Deciding to play along, Richard replied back flirtily, "Oh thanks, it looked massive in your hands. Do you like holding big packages?"
The courier babe smiled back at him, a glint in her eye. "Oh yes, big packages are always so much better than small ones. If I had time, I'd quite like to see you open it up so I can take a closer look."
Fuck, thought Richard. She was a naughty young thing, that's for sure. "If you're serious, I could show you right now, real quick."
The pretty brunette checked her device to check her delivery schedule and shook her head. "Sorry, next time handsome."