It was almost dark when I woke up from my dreams of sexy genies from peach penis bottles. With half-opened eyes I saw him sitting on my bedroom floor with a pile of books scattered around his knees. I never realized genies like to read, but I guess they do. He was obviously getting great satisfaction from the contents of my bookshelf and I didn't want to disturb him. I craved the chance to watch.
"Good evening, Ma'am," he grinned like a little boy up to no good. The light coming in from my bedroom window was growing sparce but flickered in his eyes as if winking at me. "I was looking at your copy of the Kama Sutra. You do not have the complete volume."
"Nope, it's pretty much just a glorified picture book with a sample of positions."
"That is very sad. A woman of your sensuality needs to see and taste the entire work."
I was going to melt for sure if he kept talking. "Oh, well! Besides Americans aren't as limber as Eastern Indians. I've heard there are positions we just can't contort ourselves into."
"I can show your body how to experience them...," he whispered.
I'm over here. The puddle under the baby blue comforter.
He rose from his seat on the floor and joined me on the bed. Each of my eyelids was kissed, one and then more leisurely the other, and I moaned softly in response.
His hot breath caressed my ear as he spoke softly. "It is a good thing you had that book for me to read. There were some things I had forgotten and I must be prepared for your third wish. I would assume that your next wish would be for mindblowing sex, no?"
"No," I responded, feeling more brazen than ever around this man, who's only purpose was to satisfy my wishes. I'd heard a genie's magic was a double-edged sword. Be careful what you wish for and abstain if you have the will power. Let's just say the three million dollars you asked for might go missing from the bank where you have a suddenly increased account.
But have I not had two really great, totally satisfying wishes with no harm done other than fainting from the pleasure? He could make one of my most secret fantasies come true - all in the power of a wish.
"Sweet Genie, I'm ready to make my third wish. I wish...I wish for mindblowing, public, chance-of-getting-caught sex!"
His nose twitched, his fingers snapped and I blinked, opening my eyes again in the answering service boardroom where I made my living.
Both of us were naked as Adam and Eve before the apple and the place had never seemed more crowded. The full crew was there, ten of the twelve available chairs filled with telephone secretaries answering calls by the hundreds. During the overnight shift it seemed so dead and lonely compared to this. I stood absolutely still, never more aware of my nakedness than at that moment as the booming cacophony of ringing telephones and activity swirled around me.
"No, Genie! This is bad! I'm going to be fired for this! Make it stop! Please! Don't do this to me." I cried out, my eyes filling with tears, not realizing no one heard my screams.
"Don't worry, Ma'am," He pulled me into his embrace, patting my shoulders in comfort. "I won't hurt you. Trust me. You can see them but they can't see you."
His soft spoken words slowly drove reality into my frantic brain cells. He's right. No one was looking at me. I was standing naked in the middle of the blue tiled floor and not a single soul stopped answering the phones to look.
"Others of my kind like to play games, Ma'am, make victims of the ones who release them. I do not do that. I play fair, and especially in cases like you, enjoy my work immensely."