Readers of previous chapters will perhaps remember that after my weekend away with my husband, Dave, I, Paula Bradshaw, housewife, of a UK Midlands Parish, had developed an enthusiasm for exhibitionism. I was so full of the fun we'd had that I was challenged by my female friends to attend the party at the local rugger clubs after the first match of the season. I had dared them to join me. We had met in a local coffee shop to discuss the forthcoming event.
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I then left them to do my shopping. I was full of anticipation as I walked in the late August sun down the street to the shops, as it was such a nice day I had on one of my sundresses which had wide shoulder straps a, square neckline and buttons all down the front. I had not bothered with a bra but did have panties under my dress. With this dress I usually left the top button undone but that was all.
As I went into the supermarket it suddenly struck me that I was feeling slightly randy, which Dave would get the benefit of when he got home. In the meantime I had to get on with the shopping. I bent over one of the freezer cabinets and my dress gaped a little, giving me an idea. There was a young trainee floor manager in his teens standing by some doors into the warehouse watching the customers. I undid two more buttons at the top of my dress and leant semi-sideways deep into the freezer in the pretence of reaching something right at the bottom. I caught the eye of the young man, gave a slight shrug and "Bingo" the shoulder strap slid down my arm exposing my right breast fully, I looked up at the young man and said "can you help me please? I am trying to get that packet of peas". I kept leaning over and pointed to the packet in the back corner of the icebox, still with my dress hanging loose. He went bright red, handed me the peas and disappeared with some speed into the warehouse. I was very pleased with myself, but then had to get on with the shopping. That night I told Dave all about it and he said I was rotten to the poor lad. I also told him about the rugby club party and he said we couldn't miss that!
The next time I flashed was genuinely an accident. It was Sunday afternoon; we had gone for a walk along the canal. We had walked for about a mile and a half, had a beer in the canal side pub and decided to walk back to the car. The canal went round a big hill which had a wood on it; Dave suggested we walked back over the hill rather than back round the canal.
So off we set, neither of us was dressed for serious walking, as we were just out for a Sunday afternoon stroll. Because Dave had asked me, all I wore apart from trainers, was a knee length cotton dress with small sleeves and a round neck, Dave was in his jeans and a tee shirt. As we went up through the wood, the path seemed to get narrower, but it was still OK and you could see where many people had walked before.
The path almost petered out but we were so close to where we had left the car that there was no way we were going to turn round and go all the way back. Dave was leading the way pushing the twigs and branches out of the way, when a bramble sprung back and caught my dress; I jumped, and turned to unhitch fabric from the thorn. As I did that I realised that I had backed into another one and had got caught the other side as well. I called to Dave to tell him that I was stuck and he started working his way back towards me. Every time I tried to move, I seemed to get more tangled. Dave said, "At last I have you at my mercy." I told him not to be a prat and to help me get out.
He did suggest that I slipped out of my dress and left it in the brambles; I somewhat forcibly expressed myself of the view that that was not a realistic option. Slowly he started to untangle me, holding some of the thorns to one side, I was trying to do the same, he told me to take a step forward, but an unseen thorn had still got me in it's grip and as I moved, a ripping sound was heard, I swore that my dress was ruined, turned and ended up back at square one again. Then Dave said he an idea, if I lifted my arms above my head, I was less likely to get caught, so we untangled me again and I put my arms right above my head and moved slowly forward. I just wanted to get out there now as quickly as I could. It went well, then a thorn got my dress just below my left breast, I couldn't bring my arms down as there wasn't room, so I gritted my teeth and kept going. By the time I had got through the bramble patch, I was nearly in tears and thoroughly fed up. My dress was torn, I was seemingly covered in small scratches and to make matters worse, Dave was laughing at the state of me. I examined myself, the scratches to my skin were not too bad actually, but my dress, well, it was covered in small rips.
There were three really bad ones on the front, two of which combined to reveal my left nipple, Dave said, "hang on let me kiss it better" and took my nipple in his mouth, it was lovely, and made me feel a bit better.
It was clear that the dress was completely scrap, so to make sure, Dave went round each tear making it just a little bigger, I said he was a bugger and he told me that if I called him any more names it would make matters worse. I said, "Sod, beast, bastard and sex-fiend." With that, the rips got bigger until the dress, whilst still in one piece, looked like a colander. Both my breasts showing to a certain degree, although only my left nipple was actually on display, from the hem of the dress to the neck, my skin could be seen in almost hundreds of places.
We still of course had to get back to car, after getting through a gap in the hedge, we had about 40yds to go down a country road with a small footpath down one side. Dave asked, "May I escort madam to her car?" He used a pompous voice and held out his arm, I put my arm through his and we walked back to the car park with other Sunday afternoon strollers giving us some funny looks. However nobody said anything. When we got home I told Dave that he would have to buy me a new dress, he rubbed his hands together and said "Yee..ees I will, won't I?"
As the day got nearer to the rugby club do, Cas and I discussed the arrangements. Dave, Stewart and Bill would go to the game, Sarah would also be at the match as she helped in the clubhouse, Cas and I would turn up in the early evening. Sarah would also see if Trudy and Joe would be there as Joe sometimes played for the third team.
As Cas and I are much the same size we could wear any of the dresses in either of our wardrobes. We were of course going to choose each other's dresses for the party. On the day of the match the lads went off the game, no doubt to spend some time in the bar before hand. Cas came round and looked through my wardrobe and selected the black fringe dress that Dave had bought for me after we had got back from holiday. This was the one with the tie halter neck and the crotch skimming hem finished in a six inch deep fringe. For a joke I took the dress I had worn on our Sunday afternoon walk out of the rag bag and said to Cas, "OK this is what you're wearing tonight".
"How on earth did it get into this state?" she asked, so I told her the story. "You are a pair of crazy buggers," she said, "But you do have fun don't you?"
"Put it on," I said, she gave me a funny look but took it from me. Although we are much the same dress size, I am a little taller than she is, so some of the holes came in different places on her, her nipples could not be seen but her bush was completely in the open! "This will make the boys take notice" I said. She looked horrified. Then I laughed and told her that I hadn't made up my mind which dress she should wear, but I couldn't resist having a little game with her.
I told her to wear her bright pink halter neck dress with the short twirly skirt. She went to get it and came back to our house to get ready to go to the club. I lent her a pair of my hold-up as we had both agreed, totally naked under the dresses. I put on my own pair, then slipped the dress on. It was the first time I had had it on since trying it on when Dave first bought it. The skirt was fairly tight round my hips and as far down my thighs as it went, as I think I have mentioned before, it gave less then two inches of cover below my pubes, then just the fringe was there. The dark tops of my stockings were hidden by the fringe until I moved, then glimpses of them appeared through it. Cas looked great in her pink dress, I said her skirt could do with being a bit shorter but would have to do -for now.