OK... About 99 years ago...well more like 20 years ago I dated and later lived with a wonderfully sexy woman named Joanne. In retrospect she had to be the most sexual woman I have ever been with. Truly a great appetite for passion and genuine sense of adventure sexually speaking.
One night she comes home after parting with her girlfriends and having a cute little alcohol buzz about her she starts relaying a story her friends who where sharing an apartment together and some perv guy/ neighbor who was finally evicted from the building.
( I know my writing skills suck...so I hope this is making sense!) Anyway it seems this guy had the habit of hanging around the laundry facility and spa areas of the apartment complex and when there where just women no other men around he would strike up some mindless conversation with the women all the while sporting (what they described as a HUGE) boner tenting in his sweatpants and acting as if nothing was unusual. One tells of a time when she was almost sure she caught him jacking off under a stairway. Anyway Joanne says her friends where understandably pretty freaked out by the guy and where relieved he was evicted. yadayada.
So I ask her if she has ever seen I guy jacking and she says she caught her brother in the shower...she thought...only for a split second.. And it aroused her often as she played the moment back in her mind. ( here brother and her where both adopted and had different natural parents...I'm unclear if that qualifies as incest!)
She quickly...like... defends her brother by saying something like, " well it's only natural... and I chime in with the notion that if everybody who ever masturbated where put in jail there would be like 11 people free in the world...Anyway... She suddenly gets the "eyelids at half mast" look that I know pretty well and I stand up ask her if she wants to shower with me. She stands too and begins nibbling on my ears and neck. Sexy smell of perfume and wine about her.
Then she whispers in my ear, " I wonder if I can get you hard without even touching it" her voice was breathy and very sexy to me and all I can reply with is something extremely cerebral like, " uhhh... it working!" ( what a clod!) Meanwhile she continues to purr sexy things into my ear and begins to run her hands over my chest and thighs...sometimes gently scratching and clearly avoiding my cock.
My cock is bent, bloated, and feeling very confined in my shorts and jeans. I'm thinking," lets start in the shower, make our way to the bed, and let me ravage you there!" I take her hand and attempt to lead towards the bathroom when she plops her butt down on the coffee table. She is eye level with my crotch, sexy eyes alternating glances from my eyes to the bulge in my pants.
She begins massaging my thighs through my jeans and won't quit staring at my straining albeit clothed cock and says something like, " yes.. it IS working... take it out for me" I'm thinking BJ for starters! And begin the process of unbuckling my belt and dropping my drawers. I confess to remembering how fucking nice it felt to finally let it spring free of its confines. My hard on is only about 2 feet from her face and all I can think about is how fantastic her mouth and lips are going to feel on me.