Chapter 9: The Franchise
Alvin, the senior engineering student, noticed the short, plump blonde girl sitting alone at a desk near the library men's room. He was a bit confused. There were never women in the engineering library! Not even short, plump, plain-looking ones like her. He had to investigate. He went up to her.
"Hello!" said the blonde girl, looking up from her textbook. "Welcome to Super Sluts, your hand job super store! Would you like to take a look at our menu? We have several specials tonight." She handed him a laminated card.
Alvin glanced down at the card, and read the "specials" that were being offered:
Number 1: The Pump: Your basic one-handed pumping hand job; fast and furious. Guaranteed to launch your sperm across the room!
Number 2: The Twist: Two-handed twisting-action hand job; one of our most popular. Not recommended for customers with heart conditions.
Number 3: The Middle Eastern: lots of oil and lots of violence! Very messy; recommend that you come with a change of clothes.
Number 4: The Washing Machine. Plenty of agitation in all directions. Guaranteed to help you with your "load."
Number 5: The Fire Starter: brings out the inner Boy Scout in everyone. Two flat palms and an infinity of pleasure.
Number 6: The Clarinet: ten fingers will play a tune on your organ that you will never forget. This is a melody that will run through your mind all day long!
All hand jobs are $20, cash in advance, please.
Alvin pushed his glasses up on his nose and studied the card for a few minutes. He hadn't had anything even approaching sex in quite a long time. He looked at the short plump blonde girl, and said, "I'd like the Number 4, please." He handed over a crumpled twenty dollar bill. The short blonde girl stuffed the bill into the slot of a green metal strongbox. She took a pen and checked off the Number 4 box on her order pad.
"Can I have your name?" she asked. "It doesn't need to be your real name, of course."
"Alvin," said Alvin. The blonde made a note on the pad. She tore off the sheet and handed it to him.
"Go inside, and take this to room number three. Your Handi Girl today will be Sandi." Nancy, the blonde girl at the desk, watched him walk back into the men's room. She smiled to herself. The choices on the menu were pure marketing, of course. Her Handi Girl's used the menu choice, along with their own intuition and their observations of what their clients enjoyed most, to determine how to best perform their hand jobs. But giving the client a choice at the beginning made him feel that much more comfortable with the entire process; it made him feel like he was in control, and enhanced his satisfaction. It was just good business.
Alvin pushed open the door to the men's room. There were three stalls. The first two had their doors closed, and men's feet were visible, facing backwards, in each of them. The door of the third stall was open, and a pretty red haired girl was inside, sitting on the lid of the toilet. She looked up from her paperback novel as he walked in.
"Hello, I'm Sandi, your Handi Girl!" she said, smiling and dimpling. She was quite curvaceous, with large breasts and sweet hips, and had flashing green eyes and bright red fingernails. She held out her hand, and Alvin handed her the slip of paper.
"Oh, I see that you've selected Number 4, The Washing Machine. An excellent choice, Alvin. I can see that you are a gentleman of good taste." She closed the stall door and turned to Alvin. "May I take down your trousers?" she asked sweetly. Without waiting for an answer, she unbuckled his belt and lowered his pants and underwear to the floor. She grasped him by the hips and moved him in front of the toilet, as she sat back down on the lid. "My, what a nice cock you have, Alvin!" she told him. "Would you care for a little lube for starters?" She ran her hand up and down a rack on the wall, and selected a clear bottle of Astroglide. She poured a long thin bead of the lube along the top of Alvin's already-stiffening cock. Alvin grinned, and shuddered with anticipation. He could tell that he was in the hands of a professional.
Sandi flexed her fingers in front of Alvin's eyes. He could see the bright red nail polish, matching the red of Sandi's hair and her bright red lipstick. He watched her soft, sexy hands approach his raging hard-on, and slowly, gently, wrap themselves around his shaft. She interlaced her fingers, letting her combined hands fully engulf the already-turgid shaft of his cock. Pressing her palms together, she spread the lube all over the hot, vein-laced organ. She looked him in the eyes.