My half-sister Cindy and I are in our forties; so are almost all our friends. We're way past the teenybopper phase of life, that's for sure. Cindy has cultivated a group of female friends and I am at the fringe of that group: I'm not the center of attention, just a hanger-on at this point.
She got a carload of us together to go to a Nashville-area water park.
Cindy is a strawberry blonde with big shoulders and really stocky-looking with big round glasses. That day she was wearing a modest one-piece bathing suit. She calls it her "lucky swimsuit" because she met both of her ex-husbands while wearing it. It's old and she's had to patch it a few times, but she refused to get rid of it.
We do all the rides and are ready to leave, but Cindy insists on one more go down the big waterslide. Then another last ride. Then another last ride. Then she promised this next ride will be the last "last ride." I don't think she meant it, but she turned out to be right.
About a third of the way down the slide, her suit snagged on something (or maybe it was just caused by the poor condition of her swimsuit) and it began to fall apart. She was desperately trying to hold on to her glasses and maintain her dignity at the same time and wasn't very successful. Her one-piece ripped into four pieces and she was careening down the slide out of control screaming bloody murder all the way.
She lands at the end of the slide, totally naked and spread eagle. Her thick black bush was on full display. Some old guy was right there and used his phone to take some candid shots. The crowd howled with laughter.
Me and some of the others ran to her and wrapped her in our towels so that we could get her to the car. She was furious.
"I have never... NEVER!... been so humiliated in my whole life!"
"It'll be hard to top that, that's for sure," her friend Crystal said.
Later, everyone but me was gone and we were talking at her kitchen table. Cindy was still mad at the world, but she had calmed down by then.
"Did you enjoy getting a good look at my pussy?" she asked me.
"Me? No! What are you mad at me for?"
"You could have done more to help than you did."
I told her about being the first one there with a towel to cover her up, but that didn't seem to matter.
Next party she had, I asked her to help me out with Crystal, put in a good word for me, that sort of thing. Took some convincing, but I got a date with Crystal the next day, Saturday, to take her antique shopping. I figured since she loves antiques that would be something she'd like to do.
I pick her up and she wants to stop at an ATM and get some cash. She gets a big wad of bills and off we go.
We get there and she buys a kitchen chair, some 200-year old books, a couple of old canning jars, an old doll, and a V nickel that she paid eighty bucks for. (I asked her what she was gonna do with the nickel and she said, "I'm gonna glue it to my refrigerator door.")
Doesn't sound like much of a haul, but she paid over six hundred bucks for all that junk.