My office had a party where they reserved a private pool. There was alcohol and lots of horseplay. Trase was a coworker maybe 10 years older than me, as a young college student. She wasn't the girl of my dreams, but was still attractive and was a lot of fun to be around.
So, with the alcohol and the pool, there was a lot of horseplay and stuff and we were both enjoying the party that way.
The party ended and everyone headed home. I was about to crash in bed, when I heard a knock on my apartment door. It was Trase. She had a bottle of wine and said "So, I was wondering if you would like to continue the party?"
So, I said "Sure. C'mon in."
She poured us each a glass and we began to talk. She said, "We were having a great time tonight and we have had many Friday nights with postgame beers after our coed softball games...and not once have you put a serious move on me. You'll flirt and we'll play around, but never more. What gives? You aren't a virgin are you?"
I gulped, uh oh, busted, to myself, then mumbled, "uh, yeah."
"Oh, why didn't you say something," she said, "I would gladly help you out on that! I can teach you and show you what to do and you will definitely have a good time too!"
I don't know if I was more nervous, scared or excited, but it hit me that this was going to be a special night!
She finished her glass of wine then abruptly stood up and said "I need a broom, a dustpan, and a baggy!" I was perplexed but who was I to question the person who was to give me my first time. She took them and immediately started sweeping the bathroom tile like she was going to eat off it. Once she had it clean, she said "Now I need your hair clippers!"
"What? A haircut? Now?"
"Not what you might think," she said. "I have a special tradition I like to do. I am a "collector", of sorts. I am going to take your pubic hair! That way, I will have a souvenir from the evening and since you are a virgin, it seems fitting that you be hairless your first time."
Well, I was a late bloomer and was one of the last ones in the high school locker room to get a proper bush, so the thought of starting over again seemed a little daunting. I finally felt like a man, there, and I was getting ready to look like a boy down there again. So that crossed my mind, but again, I was getting lucky so, if that is what it takes.
So, she escorted me to the freshly swept bathroom tile floor and said, "All right! Let's see what you've got in your pants!"
Another gulp, from me. I knew I wasn't the biggest guy at all and I wasn't sure if I was going to get laughter or that she would say "never mind."