She cut out the coupon immediately, noted the address and got dressed and ready, to go down town!
When she arrived at the "Gyno-Shack" which was indeed easy to find; if not only for the apropos address but for the giant hand sculpture on top of the building; It was a giant hand with two fingers extended, complete with a giant latex exam glove; It was about 8 feet tall and rotated. Plus there was another large sign in front of the building which read:
The Gyno-Shack, Home of the $19.95 pussy exam
Polly Ferburger knew that she was at the right place; It was a busy little shack, with lot of people coming and going; but a small parking lot and she was having a hard time finding a spot, until she saw a woman walking to her car with a big smile on her face; She grabbed the spot!
She went right in and up to the front counter where she presented her coupon to the woman at the counter and said: I'm here for the $19.95 pussy exam, is this coupon still good; the woman looked at the coupon and said: of course it is! will that be cash, check or charge? Polly said Uh... I'll put it on my Mastercard; that'll be fine said the counter clerk, she took the card and a moment later, handed her back the charge slip to sign; Polly signed enthusiastically and took her copy.
Thank you! here's your receipt, just go through that door there and get in line; Oh and of course you'll need to strip from the waist down before getting in line; we have lockers for your clothes if you want; Polly just had a skimpy skirt and panties so she said; that won't be necessary!
She went through the door and saw three lines, in two of them the women were naked from the waist down and one from the waist up; she slipped her panties and skirt off and stuffed it in her purse and went to stand in the shorter line where the women were naked from the waist down; there were 3 or 4 women in line; she asked politely; is the the line for pussy exams? the woman next in line answered: no this is the line for rectal exams, the line for pussy exams is that one; pointing to the longer line of women naked from the waist down. Thank you said Polly and went and got in that line; unfortunately it was longer; it made sense! obviously the pussy exams were more popular than the rectal.
She was surprised at how fast the line moved, it seemed like every few minutes or so another woman would go behind the large dressing curtain on wheels which was at the front of the line; she chatted with some of the other ladies in line as they waited their turn; they chatted about all kinds of lady like things, like shopping and coupon cutting and pussy exams and all the usual stuff that ladies like to talk about; finally there was only one woman ahead of her and she noticed that the woman was fingering herself a little and tried to avert her eyes to give her some privacy; just then the man behind the curtain shouted; NEXT! and the woman stopped fingering herself and stepped behind the curtain.
Polly was now close enough to hear the man and heard him say; O.K. up on the table now! Quickly Ma'am! it's very busy and we have a lot of ladies who need to be examined.
After a minute she heard the woman start to pant a little and then... Ah Ah Ah Ah Uh Uh Uh Oh Ah Oh Ah Ahhhhhhhh Emmmm Ehhhhhh Ahhhh Oh my!!!
