"Well Miss Sarah. It's like this. When I was younger I spent quite a bit of time in the forces. Toilet opportunities were few and far between so when they came you had to take full advantage and let it all out in a big way. You should have seen the way they treated the poor bastards who couldn't hold it and pissed themselves. Plenty did too, I can tell you. Unlike some people here I'm not in entertainment - adult or otherwise - although some people think I'm on a jolly. If only they knew! However I am in a role which involves lengthy engagements and endless waiting around so I probably get to piss less than when I was in the army. I came on this course to try and improve my skills, particularly now I'm getting a little order. I'm not ready for nappies yet though - at least I hope not."
"I'm glad to hear it. At least is sounds as though you're here to make an effort which is encouraging and satisfying for me. What about you Linsey Dawn?"
"Well unlike Andrew I do work in the entertainment sector - more so in the past than now - although I'm planning a bit of a comeback after a few years of taking it easy. However my job involves a lot of travel and hanging about so in that sense he and I have got something in common. I was brought up to go to the toilet when I wanted but I've found that working in the industry I do, opportunities to go don't always happen when I most need a pee. In order to avoid accidents I tried cutting back on my fluid intake but a friend told me it was bad for my kidneys to do that so I try to drink a fairly normal amount and then hold it in until a loo opportunity presents itself. Not surprisingly the second my bum hits something resembling a toilet seat I let it all out and pee for England."
"Hmm. Thanks for that, Linsey Dawn. Your friend was right to warn you against cutting your fluid intake. It's a common mistake which many people make, albeit for entirely understandable reasons. It sounds as though I need to do a bit more work with both you and Andrew. I know it cuts into your recreation time and that may not sit well with either of you. However I plan to do it between eight and nine this evening as that's the only free slot in my schedule today. When we've finished it will be assumed that neither of you will want to go to the toilet again before bed. You can just go straight to your beds and read, watch telly, play with your tablets or whatever else you want to do."
