I am now a father. It's hard for me to believe, and it's not something that I can announce publicly, because well, the mother of the child is also the mother of my wife. It all started when my wife and I began trying to have a baby, and we figured out we share am impregnation/lactation fetish. The desire to see Dana swollen up with my child, and the fact she still wasn't, led me to cheat on her with her mother, Donna, who not only shared my fetish, but indulged me in it, both by letting me suckle her milk-filled tits, and accidentally getting pregnant.
I wasn't in the room when my son was born, because ff course, Donna and I are the only ones who know that her husband and Dana's father is not the father of this child. But I did get to go and see Donna afterwards. After sending her husband and daughters to the cafeteria, she offered me her milky tit, saying that the milk after the baby is born is the sweetest. I suckled her into an orgasm, and then to thank me for her new son, she sucked the milk out of my cock.
Dana has been very helpful with the new baby, claiming that she wants to get some practice in, but it doesn't change the fact Dana still resents her mother a bit for having a baby when Dana herself so desperately wants one. This, and the fact that she and I have both been very busy at work, has put a strain on our marriage. The only one who knows this is probably my sister-in-law Darlene, because she lives with us, and, oh yeah, because I have slept with her a few times. You see, Darlene is lactating because of her birth control, and when it becomes too painful for her, she asks me to drain her breasts, and naturally I am happy to oblige, since, what with having my son to feed, Donna hasn't been able to come over much any more. Of course, since Darlene is busy with school and her social life, not to mention the fact that I am married to her sister, this doesn't happen very often.
About a three months after my son was born, I came down with the flu. I was in bed for a week, and I was bummed because I couldn't see my son. Darlene was very sweet to me, bringing me chicken soup, and letting me suckle her breasts when Dana wasn't home.
"It's got a lot of anti-bodies, right?" she reasoned.
Even Dana, who was still busy with her research at the hospital took a few days off to heal me, and sure enough, in no time I was back on my feet (and Dana was back off hers). Playing mommy to me, as well as frequent visits to her new baby brother, had gotten her in a pregnant frame of mind, and so while she was off we began trying again. Our sex had never been hotter, I thought, as I pounded her pussy, whispering how I wanted to fill her up and give her a baby, she moaning how she wanted me to drink from her tits. Thank goodness she never suspected had I done the former to her mother and the latter to her sister.
As I was headed out the door on my first day back to work, I heard the sound of vomiting coming from Darlene's bathroom. Poor kid, she probably caught the flu from me. She stayed home from school for a week, but after that she still wasn't better, and I began to worry a little bit. I offered to call the school, but Darlene said she couldn't afford to miss anymore school, since she had mid terms coming up. I told Dana about it one night at dinner, and suggested that she take Darlene to the hospital, just to make sure she didn't have one of those animal stands of flu. Dana agreed, and eventually after a lot of prodding, so did Darlene.
The day at work I got a text from Dana saying that she and Darlene were going over to their parents for dinner that night and they would be home late. At first I worried that this meant Darlene had something seriously wrong with her, but then I realized that they probably wouldn't be taking her to Donna's, what with the new baby being there. Then I felt a little slighted at not being invited, but I shrugged it off and figured they were going to spend a little quality family time together. No matter, I would find a way to amuse myself. As it happened, there was a preseason baseball game on, followed by one of my favorite movies. I made myself a steak and potato, grabbed a case of beer and headed for my old friend the couch.
I must have dozed off during the movie, because when I woke up, it was dark. What had woken me up was the sound of a slamming door. I looked at the clock on the VCR. It was almost midnightβwas Dana just coming home now? I heard the sound of cupboards being opened and glasses rattling in the kitchen. I walked in there to find Dana with a bottle of Seagram's in on the table and a glass in her hand.
"Hey, baby," I said cautiously, coming over to her. "Everything okay at your folks?"
"Oh, yeah, just peachy," she muttered sarcastically. "Everything except the fact that another woman in my family is pregnant who isn't me!"
"Well who is..." All of a sudden my eyes got wide. "It isn't...it isn't Darlene, is it?" One look at my wife told me it was, and I got out a glass and poured myself a drink, downed it, then poured another one.
"I couldn't believe it either," Dana said, sipping her drink. "I mean, I literally almost fainted when Sharon told me that's why Darlene was throwing up in the mornings."
"I'll bet," I replied, taking another drink. I thought of something. "How are Dan and Donna taking it?"
"Well, Mom cried that Darlene was living her life over again, and Dad yelled that he was paying all this money for this expensive school specifically so this wouldn't happen, and they both went on about how she ruined her life. It was brutal. I wanted to spare you, that's why I told you to stay home."
"How...how could this have happened?" I wondered. "I thought she was on birth control!"
Dana scoffed. "So did she." I looked at her quizzically. "Darlene thought my fertility drugs were birth control, and she's been taking them since she moved in here."
"What!?" That explained her lactation, and breast growth.
"I'm so stupid. I didn't even notice it was gone, since I keep forgetting to take them. She was afraid to ask my parents for birth control, so she thought she'd just borrow some from me."
"But you don't have any birth control because we've been trying to get pregnant," I finished. Dana nodded.