The first time I saw an actual naked woman was when I was 19 years old. At the time I'd gone back to college to studying for entry to University after completely messing my exams up. The woman I saw was a neighbour called Nicole who lived across the road from us; at the time I was still living with my parents.
It was May and exams were looming; as a result the timetable to college was mainly study and revisions periods, and it was on one of these days that I was in College.
The weather on the day was ominous; the air was thick and humid with storms threatening to make an appearance at some point in the day. People were spending as much time looking out the window as they were looking at their books. By lunchtime I'd had enough of revising, and not wanting to get caught in the rain I went home.
I lived about two miles from the college, and by the time I left college the sky was practically black; so much so that the street lights were coming on. I hurried home watching the sky getting darker and darker all the way. You could feel the pressure building in the air.
I didn't make it.
I was about five minutes from home when the rain started; and it was heavy! Visibility was measured in yards it was that heavy.
I ducked into a bus shelter and waited to see if the rain would slacken off, but it was clear that the rain wasn't going to stop, or even abate. There was nothing for it; I was going to have to run the final stretch home.
The day was warm, but stepping out into the cold rain actually made me gasp for air as the rain was that cold.
By the time I got the front door I was literally soaked to the bone. My parents weren't home, so I went straight to the kitchen and stripped off. All my clothes went in the washer; there was no point trying to dry them.
I grabbed a towel from the washing pile and dried myself off, and then still naked I went upstairs to my room, which was at the front of the house overlooking the road and the flats opposite. The sound of the rain was deafening, and before I switched the light on I stood in the middle of my room looking out the window just watching the rain.
At this moment I saw a car pulled up on the opposite side of the road; it was Nicole. The flats were only two stories, and Nicole lived on the top floor of the flats opposite and her living room windows were on the same level as my window.
Like me in the bus shelter, Nicole sat waiting for the rain to clam down, but after a short while she'd obviously had enough and decided to make a dash for her flat. I watched her jump out the car, grab her bag and things, and then run to the front door. However, even this short exposure to the rain was enough to drench anyone, add to this the delay whilst she found her keys; and by the time she actually let herself in she appeared to be as soaked as I'd been.
What happened next showed just how wet she was.