Oh geez, where to start... Well first off my name is Clyde. Yeah, really. Well I wanted to tell you about something amazing that happened to me. See I'm getting laid, a lot! It really surprised me because I've never been the guy girls chased or even talked to if they didn't have to. All through High School and into the local community college, all of my friends and I were not very popular. We weren't on the team or in a band or anything really interesting like that. We just... were. So a few of my friends got scholarships and went off to various Universities but I couldn't afford it and stayed home and enrolled in the local Community College. But like I said girls didn't really pay any attention to me. I'm not good looking or built or anything like that. So I kinda figured that sex was something that would happen someday and just waited. Of course I watched porn and masturbated while I waited, I may be plain but I'm not dead.
So there is this store near my folks' home that I stop at a lot for soda and stuff, and there is this one lady who works the checkout most days. I like her because she always smiles at me and knows my name and well, she is really a nice person, you know? Too many people are crabby or sour and I don't like dealing with them. Well her name is Cindy (it says so on her name tag) and one day a couple of weeks ago I came to the register and she was trying really hard not to cry. So I asked her what was going on.
"Oh hi Clyde," she said. "I'm okay, I just am having a crummy day and now Todd (the store owner) tells me he needs to reduce my hours."
"Why?" I asked.
"Oh he made some bull excuse about costs, but I don't buy it." She replied. "My budget is tight enough and my shower head broke last night and sprays water everywhere except where you want it. This morning my sister called and got into an argument with me causing me to run late, and well I just don't need this right now."
"Wow that is too bad. Hey you know what? Mom and Dad got one of those fancy shower heads with the fancy spray massage feature; maybe I can take the old one and replace yours." I ventured. Now I wasn't trying to go anyplace with this, I was just being nice. I mean, I liked her but Cindy was not like the girls in the porn I watched. She was heavy set and had plain dark brown hair. She didn't have really big tits and quite honestly, big tittied blondes were what I searched for online.
"Well, Clyde that would be very nice but don't you have better things to do?" she said.
"Uhm... no. Not really. Besides it won take five minutes." I answered. "When do you want me to do it, and where do you live?"
Well she told me she was getting off in 30 minutes and since she lived nearby, I didn't need directions, just an address. I went home and dropped off my book bag then grabbed the old shower head from the bathroom cabinet and walked back to the store. I was still early but saw Cindy walking away from the building. I ran to catch up with her. She was crying a lot this time. I mean really sobbing!
"Hey Cindy! What's wrong? What happened?" I asked.
"Oh shit! I'm sorry Clyde. Todd fired me just after you left. He said he couldn't afford to keep me at all." She was really upset and I listened to her rant on about her old boss as we walked. We got to her house and she showed me to the home's single bathroom. At some point it had been remodeled and the tub enclosure replaced with a walk-in shower. I could see the old plastic showerhead was cracked at the fitting where it had been over tightened. It took less than two minutes to take it off and screw the new one on. I turned on the water to test it and Cindy came in to see.
"There you go." I said. "Good as new!"
"Great!" she replied, "let's try it out!" and with that she pushed me into the shower. I was caught off guard. I turned around to see her grinning from ear to ear and stepping into the shower with me.
"What the hell?"
Before I could say any more, Cindy wrapped her arms around me and kissed me. Well shit, I thought, why not? The warm water soaked us as we stood there and kissed a while and my cock began pressing against my cargo shorts. Cindy giggled and moved one hand down to feel my hard on.
"Wow, that didn't take long." She said as she smiled. And you know what? I looked at her face, she was smiling and her eyes were twinkling, and so what if she wasn't porn materiel; damn it I wanted her. I wanted her badly! I put my arms around her and kissed her mouth, cheek and neck.
"Oh my!" she mumbled. "Oh yes!" She ran her left hand up to touch my face as she squeezed my trapped cock with her right. "Clyde, you wanna fuck?" she asked.
"Hell yeah" I said. "But can we get out of the shower?"
"If you want..." she answered.
Cindy turned off the water and let me step out first. I peeled out of my t shirt and kicked off my sandals. I grabbed a towel and turned to hand it to Cindy. She was still in the shower but completely naked. Her clothes were on the floor at her feet. How the hell did she do that? She dropped her chin and looked at me.
Now she was plump and round and, and... beautiful. Her waist was thick and she had a belly and her hips were big and round and full. Her tits, oh god let me tell you about her tits. They were smaller than her hips and not as big as I liked, well in porn anyway. But I had never actually seen tits in person. They were pretty and so round and her nipples were small cute little buttons in pretty pink rings that just screamed for attention.
Cindy had both hands clasped to her crotch, hiding her pussy. I got out of my shorts as fast as I could and my cock was finally free to finish reaching full erection. Cindy looked down at it and she raised one eyebrow and then slowly pulled her hands away from her pussy. I could see that she was nicely trimmed with a triangle of dark hair above her full meaty lips. She took my hand and, stepping from the shower led me to the bedroom. As she lay down she guided me to mount her but I stopped and instead went to examine her pussy.
As I carefully touched her and leaned in close she sighed. "Oh Clyde baby, give me your mouth."
Now I had never eaten pussy but I didn't waste any time going in! I began to kiss her pussy all over and then started licking her from bottom to top. I used my fingers to spread her lips. After a half dozen strokes I decided to focus on her clit alone and as I did she started moaning. When I tired of licking up, I tried flicking it from side to side and she moaned even more. Her juices were really flowing and I found it very intoxicating. I inhaled deeply and really enjoyed her flavor. In fact I was enjoying myself so much that I didn't realize how long I was taking.
"Clyde, oh god fuck me! I want your cock!" she said.
I knelt between her legs and tried to mount her but fumbled a bit getting it in. I held her lips apart and leaned forward sliding into her slowly.
"Oh... wow... that feels so good!" I said softly.
I pushed slowly in as far as I could go and started to rock my hips, thrusting in and out. I wanted to go slow and enjoy it but after only 5 or 6 thrusts I was suddenly cumming. I came a lot! And I must have spurted really hard because Cindy's eyes grew wide and her mouth flew open and she cried out in surprise.
"What the fuck?"
"Oh my god..." I said. "That was awesome."
"Shit!" Cindy said. "You were a virgin?"
"Yeah," I laughed. "I was." My lips brushed against her cheek and slowly moved to her lips. I kissed her for a while and then lay down next to her.
"Well," she said, "was it what you expected?"
