Alpha Phi
The first thing I wanted to do when I went to college was join a fraternity. All through High School, I heard the tales of drinking, partying, and wild and plentiful sex and I wanted my share
I made the round of rush parties, talking with a lot of guys and trying to make a good impression. I was chosen by two houses and, in the end, I decided to become a Sigma Pi. They were considered one of the best fraternities on campus, with a great share of scholars and student leaders. Not to mention the biggest house, and supposedly, the greatest little sisters.
After hell week (it DID live up to it’s name, by the way) my pledge class was gathered into the pledge room along with the pledge trainer. We were instructed to fall to our knees and listen up.
“Pledges, you are now going to be given your first test. We at Sigma Pi only allow real men within our brotherhood. No matter what liberal crap you hear out there, a real man is still judged on two things: how well he holds his liquor and how good he is in bedding women.”
We looked at each other, feeling silly on our knees in our underwear. But listened nevertheless.
“During the past week, you have all shown that alcohol is no problem for you. Now, we’ll come to the women.”
He moved to an easel and pulled back the first page, revealing a chart. On it were two rows of words. Across the top were nine names, those of the nine sororities on campus. Down the side were the names of each of us in Pledge Class Beta Gamma.
“I put forth a challenge to you, one that every one of us has already passed. Before your initiation, six weeks hence, you are required to have carnal knowledge of one member of each sorority on this campus.”
We looked at each other again, wondering if he was serious. I had been an okay
cocksman
in High School, but now I knew I was in the big leagues.
“There are rules, gentleman. First, if you have a steady girlfriend, she does not count. Second, you cannot tell the girl about the contest. Third, no sharing of girls. Each girl can only count for one of you. Fourth, the said sexual congress must occur here in the house for a simple reason. Each conquest will be videotaped. Every room here at Sigma Pi is wired with cameras. After completing a conquest, you must come to me and I will review the tape to confirm your claim. Any questions?”