I love smart guys. They are interesting, fun, quirky, and just all-around adorable. Part of my attraction is that they completely lack any "game," and don't have any idea how to be a "player." And they are often just totally oblivious to the signals a horny girl sends out. But, this also means they don't get laid much, and when they do, they are waaay too wound up and waaaay too serious to be much good at it. So, as a VERY horny Junior coed at a Southern California engineering school, I decided that if I wanted to date engineers, I was going to have to figure out how to get them better in bed. As I really really really really need good sex. I guess you can say I've been pretty successful in my de-virgining efforts, and posted two stories already that had several engineers finally enjoying a real girls coupled to the distal end of their penises. One side benefit: these guys are trained up to my standards, and REALLY learn fast how to REALLY please a girl. Not needed for this story, but the other stories were "An End to Virginity" and "How to Seduce an Engineering Student."
I'm still pretty active with the three boys from those stories, but they are also hooking up with a couple of my girlfriends, and they have also have been successful on the open-pussy market. Sex with them is great (I trained them!) but the frequency is going down (so to speak.) So, I am still on the prowl for a new guy or two. I thought you might like to hear how a recent Thursday (and Friday morning) went.
I had two classes this morning (the boring part of my day) and at lunchtime walked to the campus cafeteria to get what they generously call "food." I planned to sit in their covered patio and eat, and get a start on some nasty Calculus assignments. I teach an aerobics class at 6:00, so my whole afternoon was open.
I got my "lunch" and went to the patio, but it was oddly busy. I guess the Seniors had a meeting with the Career Office to talk about the on-campus interviews that start next week. This is a really stress-out time for Seniors when they gotta go find someone to pay them so they can pay back their $120,000 of student loans.
There were no empty tables, but there were a couple with just one person, so I figured I would get a place using squatters rights. One table had an OK, normal looking guy, a Senior, that I had seen in a couple of my humanities classes. He always seemed super shy after class, so I never had a chance to talk to him before.
"Hey," I said to him as I set my tray at his table. "I am Amy, I've seen you in some of my classes. Mind if I sit and do some homework?"
"Keith. Sure," he said softly, but startled and seeming uncomfortable with my sudden appearance in his space. "I am almost done."
I was really glad I had not gone all-out getting ready today. I still had on some nice designer jeans that showed off my butt, and a silky top that hung nicely on my boobs, but nothing too sexy or revealing. And good thing, as anything cuter than this would have made this poor guy explode, or at least totally unable to talk. I felt compelled to help this guy out. I sat down at the table, but keeping my body as far from his as possible to keep him more comfortable. I even positioned my arms as best I could so he wouldn't feel compelled to have to look too much at my boobs.
"So what was the meeting about?" I asked.
"Interviewing." He said. Apparently there was a worldwide shortage of words.
"You got any lined up?" I asked, making a mental note to ask more open ended questions!
"Three," he finally replied.
"You ready?" I asked, aligning myself with his conciseness.
"Not really," He said with a tad more interest.
"Why not," I asked, actually caring this time.
"I need a suit," he said rather sadly.
"Go get one, they sell them all over," I said obviously. "Too expensive?"
"No, my Dad put $800 on my card today," he replied. "I just have never shopped for one. I'm not good with this kind of thing.
"Getting dressed?" I asked with a sarcastic smile.
"Ha. Ha." he replied, I think finally appreciating my attempt at humor. "I just don't get dressed up very often. Or ever."
I picked up my smartphone and did some quick searching.
"Nordstrom's has a decent suit sale going on," I said excitedly. "I know they have a whole department with great young men's suits."
"I have no idea how to pick one out," he said, making Eeyore seem like a cheerleader.
"If you have a car, I'll go with you," I said. "I have a good sense for fashion, and you would be fun to shop for. And clearly you need the help." At least he smiled with that one!
He did have a car, and he did agree to let me go with him. But it was sooooooo painful for him to be walking next to me. He was such a nice guy, and he was interviewing some great companies, but he just needed to unwind a bit. Well, a lot. With just the teeniest amount of social skill and confidence, this guy could be banging his way around campus (and he would do soooo much better at interviewing!). We got to Nordstroms and found the suit department. A very cute young man, about Keith's age came up to help us. Now this guy was clearly a player. Although he was polite, and showed us around the department, he just couldn't keep his hands off me, or his eyes off my boobs. Of course, I liked the attention, but he was not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he did look good wrapped up in a suit. He did help us find 3 suits that might work, so Keith and I went to try them on.
The sales guy had them set out for us, and left to go help a new richer looking guy that just walked into the department.
"Let's start with this one," I said. Picking up a nice charcoal grey suit and heading into the dressing room.
"Where are you going?" Keith asked in a panic. "You can't be in the dressing room."
"Sure I can," I said stubbornly. "I came all the way out here, and I'd going to make sure this fits perfectly."
He stammered some nonsense about "privacy" and "respect for boundaries," but I was not going to sit in the waiting area. He finally conceded his inevitable loss on this point, and slumped into the dressing room with me.
"Well, get your shoes and jeans off," I said with fake impatience. "Or I will yank them off for you."
He kicked off his shoes, and slowly slid his pants down and set them on the bench.
"Cute boxers," I said in my flirty voice. "I love the little sheep."
He turned red and quickly pulled the suit pants and jacket on. I moved and sat on the bench.
"Come here," I instructed. "And face away from me."
I ran my hand up and down the outsides of his legs, and traced the outline of his ass.
"What are you doing!!??" he said again in his annoyed voice.
"I'm making sure the pants hang right on you," I lied. "Now face me."