In which F instructs N in the Arts of Love
F was determined to find out who had hacked J's computer and caused her to undergo such a terrible ordeal at the all-too-willing hands of her manager Chi. It would be best, she thought, if she started her investigation with someone in the IT department. She would need to be crafty, because network security was taken very seriously in the Company, and especially at the House. If she should be surprised in the act of gaining access to the network she would likely suffer a similar punishment to J's. Best, then, if she got someone else to do the necessary hacking for her.
The House's IT section was staffed by young men and women who displayed the characteristics of many who work in the world of computer operation, coding and development. They were totally dedicated to their work, but often they lacked the rudiments of social awareness. They were not bad people or sociopaths, but they were awkward in company and found personal relationships difficult to establish and maintain. F was sure that many of them were, even in their mid-twenties, still virgins.
It was not hard for F, an attractive redhead with a full figure, a winning smile, and a devil-may-care attitude to fun and games, to corner N one night in the bar and suggest that they could go somewhere quieter and more intimate, for example her bedroom.
There she invited N - who was not at all bad-looking and could, if he were not so painfully shy, have easily found himself a girlfriend on his own account - to sit beside her on the bed. She undid a top button and let her skirt ride up to mid-thigh. Leaning forward, so that her ample cleavage was on full display, she kissed N and put a hand on his crotch.
'Oh heck!' was his reply.
'That's not very complimentary! You do know what I'd like us to do, don't you?'
'I... I think so.'
'Super. Let's carry on. I don't want anyone to be disappointed. I do have some questions for you, though. First, do you identify as a het or bi male?'
'Yes, yes, of course I do!'
'Ok, we'll assume you're male, you're happy with your gender and you like girls. Next question: do you masturbate?'
N flushed. 'Of course not!'
'Honestly?'
'Oh... well, yes, sorry.'
'No need to apologise! Everybody does it. I certainly do. When did you last have a wank?'
'Three days ago.'
'Jolly good. Next; do you use porn?'
N hesitated. 'Come on, you have special network access, don't you?'
'OK, yes. Sometimes.'
'Tell the truth and shame the devil! But try to forget what you've seen. Real sex isn't like porn. Not usually. But sometimes unusually!
'Last question for now. Have you ever been with a girl? Slept with her, as the saying goes.'
N looked down. 'Nearly. Once. After a party. I thought we were going to, but she changed her mind.'
'And you were all right with that? You didn't try to make her do it?'
'No! Of course, I didn't! I wanked myself silly after she left, though.'
'Good boy. Final question. Would you like to do it with me?'
'What? You're asking? You mean it?'
'Yes.'
'Like, now?'
'Yes, now. But there's a condition. I'm happy to do something for you if you'll do something for me. If that puts you off, if you think I'm like selling myself to you for favours, then you'd better push off and we'll forget all about it. But look - I like you even though you're a dork, and I have a friend that I want to help and I can do this best if I team up with you.
'There's just one other thing I'd better get out of the way now. I don't do exclusive. It's unlikely that I'll become your long-term girlfriend. We might well become friends with benefits, though. But if you're going to be jealous and cause a fuss every time you see me with somebody else, then again, we'd better forget about it.
'What do you say?'
'Okay!'
'You're sure? Despite all I've said?'
'Yes.'
'And what would you like to do first?' As if there was any doubt. N's trousers were bulging significantly at the front.
'I'd like to come in your pussy!'
'I thought you might. Get your togs off, then.'
F watched as N tore his clothes off. Shoes, shirt, trousers, underpants hit the floor in quick succession.
'And your socks.'
'Sorry!' F enjoyed the sight of N bending over to remove his shoes and socks.
Not a bad bum. Decent legs.
He turned to face her.
And that's not bad either
. She lay back on the bed, lifting her bottom and wriggling out of her tights and knickers. She kicked them onto the floor.