*Everyone in this story is over 18*
I was the last man on the bench of my high school basketball team.
You may know the type: shortest guy on the team (5'9"), wiry build, inordinate hustle, no skill, and convinced that any day the coach would realize he's had it wrong this whole season and would make me the focal point of the offense.
My crush happened to be my mirror image on the ladies team. Lynzi was 5'1", super athletic, small tits, and a great ass. Her other star feature was the cutest face I've seen to this day. We were good friends and had a flirty relationship, but nothing had ever happened between us.
She had been dating the same guy since 8th grade until they broke-up at the beginning of the semester. I don't know how far they went, but I personally hadn't even reached first base at the time.
One Friday night in early December, the girls and guys teams shared a bus home from an away game, a half hour's drive from our school. Both teams' coaches sat in the first two rows, then the girls team, and the boys team took up the back of the bus. Both teams must have won that night, because I remember a lively mood the whole drive.
I was sitting near the middle of the bus, turned backward in my seat, shooting the shit with the guys behind me. Ten minutes into the ride, I felt a weight plop into the seat next to me, accompanied by an upbeat "Tom B!" (She always called me that, with my last initial--never simply Tom like the rest of the world.) I turned around and saw Lynzi smiling at me, her adorable face accentuated by prominent cheekbones and ever-present dimples. Her blonde hair was up in a ponytail, and she was wearing a black v-neck sweater with yellow sweatpants, our school color.
"Lynzi!" I replied, genuinely happy to see her so close.
"So, we had a question..." she said. I noticed that two other girls I was friendly with, Mindy and Violet, had followed Lynzi to my row and were seated across the aisle and leaning toward us.
"Why yes," I replied, "I am considered the coolest person on the guys team." Goddamn, was I suave.
Lynzi punched my arm playfully and laughed. "Stop it! That's not the question!"
"Ok, what's the question?"
"So, we noticed all the guys shave their legs now."
(Side note: This may have been a universal fad among adolescent males at the time, but I have a feeling it was just a weird quirk of culture at my high school: the guys had, in fact, started shaving their legs. I think it started with some of the meathead football players who heard that competitive bodybuilders shaved their legs to accentuate the appearance of muscles and decided to try it. Then the rest of us lemmings noticed and followed suit, even if we had no muscles to accentuate.)
"Yeah...?" I shrugged.
"Well, we were wondering if that's, you know, all you guys shave."
I blushed a thousand blushes.
My crush wanted to know about the condition of my genitals. Well, ok, she wanted to know about all the guys' genitals, but mine were going to feature prominently in this conversation.
The next thought in my mind was indicative of my social standing: surely this was not a genuine question. Was my crush messing with me? Was the whole basketball team--were BOTH basketball teams--messing with me?
I looked around. Everyone else on the bus was deep in their own conversations. Some raucous, some quiet, but all seemed real. No one knew this was going on except for the three ladies in my row.
"Umm," I stammered, recollecting what I had seen among the guys in the locker room, and trying to decide how detailed and truthful I should be. "Well, some do. Some seem to trim. But yeah, some go all the way."
"What about you?" she asked.
"Uhhhhh..." Oh, man. What would the cool answer be, I wondered? No idea. "I mean, I've done it, but not, like, always."
"Hmm, ok! That's all we wanted! Thanks, Tom B!"
"Wait," I grabbed Lynzi's arm as she started to scoot off the seat. "What about you?"
Now Lynzi blushed. She quickly glanced toward the other girls, then back to me. "We're not going to tell you that."
"But wait," I protested, "I told you."
"I know! But it's a secret. Thanks, Tom B!"
And with that, the three girls giggled and moved back toward the front of the bus. I was left there, head spinning, trying to make heads or tails of what had just happened.
I was interrupted by a "Yo, TB!" from the back of the bus and got pulled back into whatever inane conversation was going on with the rest of my team.
The remainder of the drive passed in a blur. We got back to our school, and the team dropped our equipment in the locker room and flocked toward the parking lot. The girls team came out of their locker room at the same time, and the two groups merged, chatting as we walked. I nodded in Lynzi's direction and we approached one another. I had no idea how to deal with our conversation from the bus, but fortunately, she spoke first.