It was the morning of our second day at Hedonism II, a Jamaican all inclusive resort that would become famous (or infamous) for its drunkenness, debauchery, and sexual promiscuity. We did our part to help build that reputation I guess. But let me just jump back into my memory where I left of from Day 1.
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It was incredibly early and I was awake watching the sun break over the water. No one else was awake and I probably shouldn't have been. We had no tee time at the golf course or breakfast reservations in the dining room. No maid service to rumble through the halls to wake us. I just enjoyed being up with nothing to do.
I watched Sherry sleeping for a while. She was alone in the bed, stark naked with the blankets at her feet due to the tropical heat. There were a few early morning people starting to pass by our window. Joggers mostly though a few looked like they might be off to an early morning dive trip or something. Our room was right across from the famous nude beach and the beach trail was not 4 feet away from our hotel window so I watched them all go by. Any one of them could have glanced in to the window and seen Sherry sleeping naked in our room.
The sun had fully risen when I realized I had a big day ahead and should probably try for a few more hours of sleep. I closed the window and crawled back into bed, thinking that I must be doing vacation all wrong to be up this early. In my bid to get enough room to lay down, I woke Sherry – not on purpose – but she was receptive and amorous. We had really good sex for the third time in less than 20 hours, leisurely but not without passion.
She took me in the mouth at the end, complaining with a giggle that she was just a little sore. I told her she was going to have to toughen up as I saw a lot of work outs in the days ahead. (I had no idea how true that would be.)
We dozed until 9 or so and took our morning showers and dressed to meet our new friends who promised us a tour of the resort after breakfast.
Sherry loved resorts and golf and tennis clothes and was absolutely buzzing to be able to wear her tennis outfit. She had given me a preview back at home - a strapless blouse with a tennis skirt in bright pink with white highlights and white sneakers and those silly short socks. (At home, though, she had worn no undies underneath, which I guess would be an entirely appropriate wardrobe choice here. I kept hoping to sneak a peak.)
Sherry had complained the day before about the heat and so she had her hair in a pony tail so that it wasn't on her neck. A white sun visor and her favorite sunglasses that made her looks like a movie star. I followed her lead with a favorite golf shirt (a really bright peach) with black shorts and tennis shoes. Perhaps I also had a minor thing for dressing like a peacock. We were on vacation. We looked like we would have been right at home at that country club we didn't belong to.
I walked behind Sherry the whole way to breakfast, just admiring her ass and great legs. (She did have panties on - I caught a glimpse.) It secretly amused me that she loved golf and tennis outfits so much because in truth, the only balls Sherry had any talent with were between my legs. She couldn't drive a golf ball of a tee or make a volley to save her life. She always blamed her pendulous breasts for lack of sports acumen. I'm sure there was something to that.
We met Dan and Brenda at the main food court area at 10:30 for what we thought would be a brunch but turned out to be a standard breakfast service that most of the guests were really only now beginning to show up for. The couple looked rough, both with what appeared to be painful hangovers. They wore weathered cutoffs and tank tops and Brenda wasn't wearing a bra though she clearly had ample reason to need one. They both look like they could have slept in those clothes, except I doubted they slept at all.)
We looked around and realized that just about everyone in the restaurant was similarly suffering and scruffily attired, and realized we were almost comically overdressed versus everyone else around us and the only ones without a hangover.
Brenda thought it was cute we were so perky, but as a friend felt it was her duty to set us straight.
"This whole place is all about not giving a fuck" Brenda said. "Flush the toilet and brush your teeth, and try not to break any beer bottles where people walk, but other than that, stop being so civilized. No one here wants that. Just get primal. You'll dig it."
Past that, she did think Sherry's outfit was pretty good. "You look like the rich mans daughter that teases the boys at the tennis club but goes home and fucks the pool boy. You wearing panties under that?"
I guess that was a compliment. Brenda was good for saying things like that – descriptive, outrageous and irreverent. She had been raised in Dallas and had grown up in country clubs – this we had heard about the night before – and there was no doubt she probably knew someone like this.
Dan was similarly clever even through his punishing hangover. He kept looking Sherry and I then looking away, and finally asked if there was a knob we could use to turn the volume and brightness on our clothes.
(It was the cheap booze they served at Hedo – it was strong and did the job, but the morning hangovers could just be killers.)
We ate mediocre eggs, fatty bacon and drank good coffee. The Bloody Marys on the side put it all together. Nothing like caffeine and alcohol to cure a hangover. By meals end Dan said he could finally look at the waves without feeling ill.
After the meal, I sat there for a few minutes before Brenda, realizing I was waiting for the check, said "Christ, are you really waiting for the check? Free. Get it? Leave your fucking dirty plates and lets go."
The tables around us all heard Brenda and everyone laughed. I sensed that I wasn't the only one who had done this at the resort. Free everything just all took some getting used to.
We toured the "prude" side of the resort first. It was more civilized and tasteful. It had very clean and calm swimming pool, a nice exercise room, and even a small business center. It was also empty.
"No one hangs out on this side of the resort," explained Dan. "We just have a room over here because they say the other side of the resort is always cranking and it's hard to get sleep over there."