I went to my cousin's bachelor party only because he was a relative. I already knew there'd be no strippers as his fiancé wouldn't allow it, not even vids of strippers. I wasn't expecting anything exciting or even fun to happen so my plan was show up have a drink, wish Ernie well, and split as soon as I could. I kept wondering what you do at a stag party with no women but I was soon to find out as I walked in to a party of guys playing video games and drinking tequila shots. I remember Ernie use to love playing 'Grand Theft Auto' yet that was another item not allowed by Brenda. Oh yeah this boy was in trouble not even married and already pussy whipped beyond repair. They were now playing something called Paper Mario and it looked confusing to me so I steered clear of it.
I'd already had about three shots of tequila when someone came up with a drinking game where every time a new character came on the screen everyone had to take a shot. I soon found out this is a fast paced game so there was a lot of shots going down and when I noticed we were down to the last bottle of tequila I volunteered to run down to the corner for more.
When I returned the video game was off, I think everyone was too hammered to play anymore, now everybody was sitting in a circle on the floor. It didn't take long to find out what was going on, one by one, each person was to sit in the middle and tell about his first time. They would spin the bottle to determine who'd take a turn, no turn downs allowed. When it pointed to Ralph first, he tried to decline but was pushed in the circle and instructed to tell his story. I knew he was a religious fellow and was sure he wouldn't do it but I guess the tequila had loosened his tongue enough for him to tell his tale.
