I realize that this won't be everyone's cup of tea since I'm making you fill in the story with actors and scenery yourselves. The typical porno is a silly set up with no dialogue where the characters just start fucking. We enjoy roll playing and thought it important to start with the dialogue first and then fill in the acting and fucking ourselves. It has been a BLAST making our own little plays. This is one of our favorites! So for all you horny little actors out there... make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, get on those knee high waders, learn your lines, grab the cam-corder and go make a porno! I'm sure there will be tons of excited people willing to watch!
SCENE 1:
Location: Late on a warm fall morning an older gentleman wades through a mountain river with his waders on, slinging a fly fishing rod.
Jerry- (with warm feeling, said with a whisper)
"I bet I caught every one of you gorgeous fish this season.... I'm not sure how much longer we'll get to do this with winter coming on... "
(He slings out a perfect cast, but catches a glimpse of a woman walking the bank on his back cast. His form drops and the fly sinks into the back of his head.)
Jerry – "SHIT!"
(Embarrassed, for the outbreak he looks around with his eyes and drops his head. He winds in the line and plods to the shore. When he reaches the shore he sets his pole gently in the grass and reaches back to find the fish hook in the back of his head.)
Lisa- "Hold on... Let me help you."
(She puts her right hand on his shoulder and reaches for the hook, gently cradling his head in her hand. She pulls out the hook and rubs the sore spot.)
Jerry- (rambling nervously) "It serves me right.... Being a dumb guy..... getting distracted by a pretty figure........ at my age....." "Thank you miss...."
(He turns to face his nurse to see that she is wearing nothing but hip waders and a fly fishing vest.)
Jerry- (stuttering and screaming)
"HOY SHIT! Uh.. uh.. uh.. IT'S BALD!"
(He turns bright red from embarrassment.)
Lisa- (grinning) "God! It's just a PUSSY! I'd hate to see how you react to a RATTLE SNAKE!"
(He stares into her cleavage.)
Lisa- (beaming) "I see you've met the girls......"
Jerry- (shakes himself) "Huh.... What?"
Lisa- "I seem to have gotten you all hot and bothered."
Jerry- (stuttering) "uh, well... It's not scarry. NO! they're magnificent. What? Pussy? I'm really not... It's just that you... rattle snakes? What?"
Lisa-(smiling) "Wow! You really know how to sweet talk a girl!"
Jerry- "...nothing I can say will make me look like a hero at this point... huh?"
Lisa- "Nope. You've pretty well identified yourself as a pussy..."
Jerry- "I guess that's ok then. Some of my favorite animals are pussies.."
Jerry-(sheepishly) "So... can I ask what you're doing out here in the woods without clothes on?"
Lisa-(in a smart ass tone) "Well I guess since you've been staring at my pussy and boobs for the last ten minutes, you could try and get to know me...."
(Sticks out her arm to shake hands. A breast shifts into view)
"My name is Lisa."
Jerry (shaking her hand vigorously, watching her breasts bounce) "VERY Pleased to meet you Lisa...."
(finally looking back into her face)
"I'm Jerry..."
Lisa - "Hi Jerry"
"Would you like me to turn around so you can get a good look?"
Jerry - "Yeah.... Uh.... sure.... What..? OH! I'm sorry! It's just that you're SOO incredibly BEAUTIFUL and I can't STOP looking at you!"
Lisa- "Well, if you put it that way... feel free to stare!"
"You like my pussy?
Jerry- "It's bald. It's breath taking! Do you always keep it shaved like that?"
Lisa - "Yeah, my men seem to like it that way, and when it's shaved they seem to spend more time down there, which I like!
Jerry- "Men?"
Lisa - "Yeah, I keep a couple of men around. I like my independence and so I live alone, but it's nice to have a guy buy me dinner and give me an orgasm a couple of times a week.
Jerry- "Dinner and an orgasm?!"
Lisa - "I know. Right! Pretty sweet gig!"
Jerry- "And they keep coming back?"
Lisa - "Well, not to brag, but I'm a very GIVING lover. What they give me, I return in kind. Ten fold!"
Jerry- "Ok, so that does sound a little like bragging...."
Lisa - "They come back because I'm a GREAT lay Jerry!"
Jerry- "Hey no arguments, I'm sure you are very skilled. So what does a guy need to do to be a part of your harem?"
Lisa - "Make me laugh.."
Jerry- "So have you heard the one about the pickle slicer?"
Lisa - "What?
Jerry- "No really! There was this guy who was working in a food processing plant and one day he comes home to his wife and confesses that he has these perverse thoughts about sticking his dick in the pickle slicer. She begs him to put the ideas out of his head. One afternoon she comes home and he's sitting on the couch. "What're you doing home?" she asks. "Well remember how I told you about the pickle slicer and stuff. Well I couldn't resist it any longer and it just sorta happened this morning. And of course, that's when the boss walked in! I got fired." "What! You DIDN'T! What did.... How's your... What about the pickle slicer?!" "Yeah, she got fired too...."
