As usual I'm bored as shit today.
My summer job doesn't start for another week and I've got nothing else to do until college starts in the fall. I hate doing nothing.
I'm also bored because I've had no dick since Jake and I broke up a year ago. I was sad at first but now I'm just bored and numb.
It's early summer. I'm hanging and boarding with my bestie Em. At last It's finally warm enough to not have to dress like an eskimo.
Me and Em are just lazily going back and forth down the sidewalk on Dennison, where we know there's a decent amount of traffic.
We'll get a lot of eyeballs and some lewd comments from horny older guys. We always do. They're gross but I get a kick out of knowing they wish they could fuck me and them knowing they can't.
Losers.
I know I look hot today in my standard slacker uniform of baggy jeans, loose tee, and open flannel shirt that's a little too big, plus of course my backwards ball cap with my long curly chestnut brown hair trailing behind.
What they can't see is that I'm wearing guy's boxers that I stole from Jake and a sexy lacy bra because why the fuck not?
When you have a body like mine even this slacker look can be hot.
I also know that guys can't help but notice that my tits are big enough to poke through my clothes, even with all those layers. Not to sound braggy or anything, but God blessed me in that department; my tits are the best.
So that's what it comes down to for me today. Looking for kicks by being eye candy for a bunch of anonymous lechers, trying to counterbalance the dreariness of my current life.
Oh great. Speaking of losers, here come these two. Ethan and his tag-along Caden ride up to us.
"Yo bitches, what's up?" Caden tries unsuccessfully to sound cool.
Ugh. These two.
That poor bastard Ethan has been trying to get into my pants since like sixth grade - with no success obviously cuz I am way, way, way out of his league, and as far as I know Caden has never even had a girlfriend.
To be blunt, these two are both social outcasts, trying to look cool on their trick bikes and failing. Kinda pathetic.
I'm surprised to see Ethan without his girl. "Where's the ever-present Hailey? Looks like you're stuck with this loser instead." I tip my head towards Cade.
Ethan laughs, Cade flips me the bird and smiles. "Fuck you, Kat"
"You wish, Cade."
"Um..actually I do Kat."
I roll my eyes
Hailey is so far out of Ethan's league it's not funny, but he had a nice car in high school and she could get him to buy all kinds of crap for her because he makes ok money in his job.
Ethan and Hailey have been an item all through high school. Too bad for him really, cuz I know he's had the hots for me like forever, but like Hailey, I'm way out of his league.
"Fuck her. I don't want to talk about it." Ethan looks down over the handlebars at his front wheel.
"That bitch dumped him for Josh; you know, Mr. College Man?" It's Cade filling me in. Josh is a guy from the hood who graduated from our high school a few years ago. Meh. Mr Big Shot with a nicer car and a better job than Eeps.
I look back to Ethan; "Fuck, Eeps - no way. Just like that?"
Ethan looks up at me and nods.
"And get this, she's been fucking that loser behind his back for the last year!"
I look at Ethan. He nods and looks back down at the wheel. His face shows that he's pretty bummed about it for sure.
"Whoa,......I thought you guys were getting pretty serious!"
Ethan looks up and interrupts me; "Yeah I thought so too, but then the bitch just did it. She just started giggling when we were high one day and told me about them. She fucking laughed at me and dumped me then and there......Fuckin' women suck..." He looks at Em and me and continues; "....sorry you two, but they do."
Oh my god, this poor guy. How humiliating. He's kind of a loser, but nobody deserves to be treated like that. I always suspected Hailey was kind of a bitch.
"Dude's been moping around for the last month. I'm on fucking suicide watch here, this guys so fuckin' down...." Cade's not so articulate, but I get the message.
"Fuck you Cade; at least I been laid unlike you." I didn't know Cade was a virgin but might of guessed it.
I kick my board onto the grass and move towards Ethan.
"Oh, man that totally blows." It really does.
Eeps is not too bright and kinda pathetic, and way immature, but has always been a decent guy to me with rides and stuff. It was so obvious that Hailey was way out of his league and kinda treated him like shit because of it, but he hung in there anyway, and that's just the kind of shit she does. I feel really bad for him.
Maybe I'll throw him a bone.
I move in for a hug. I know he's had a massive crush on me forever. He's tried time and time again to get with me, but he just doesn't do it for me.
I mean he's ok looking and all, but he's just not my type. A little too much of a townie for me. He'll be stuck here forever; taking over his dad's towing business eventually, but being a peon worker there until that happens.
I can't wait for the fall; college and then I am out of this shit town.
As I said I'm sooooo out of his league. I go for the faster pace guys, the more mature ones, the hot ones, but I'll give Eeps a pity feel of my tits against his chest; maybe that will make him feel a little better.
He's about a foot taller than me so I rest my head on his chest and wrap my arms around his neck. Ok his height is kinda cool.
Mmmmm. I inhale his guy smell. A mixture of guy, the towing rig, his shampoo. I love guy smell; not that Axe perfumey bullshit that the bros use, but real guy smell. It warms me up.
I make sure that my arms are out of the way so my tits are smushing full on to his chest. I position my legs so that his thigh is resting up against my crotch and he can feel me against his package.
Here's your bone, Eeps.
"That's so fucking cold. You poor thing....." I try to say it sexy, but it just kind of comes out weird. Oh well.
I feel his dick getting hard against my leg anyways. Well, that didn't take long. Mission accomplished.
Suddenly, Em has an idea; "Guys you wanna go hang at my house for a while? My parents are gone for a couple of days so it will be chill."
Our motley gang of four parades our way over to Em's house.
We get there and Cade goes poking around looking for booze and comes up with a bottle of Patron Tequila, a lime and the salt shaker. The next thing you know I'm five shots in. Cade fires up some weed to go with the shots.
