Church is a drag. Not always, though.
When my mother told me that I'd be attending my niece's confirmation, I agreed to drive her and attend. After all, who doesn't want to make their mother happy?
Of course, I wasn't exactly looking forward to it. This was a Catholic service we were to be attending, after all, and nobody likes to revel in protracted ceremony like the Catholics.
We arrived early, there was a reception for the confirmees-to-be and their families, and it would be about an hour before we'd be taking our positions in the pews. I mingled for about fifteen minutes, admiring some of the cuties in their crimson red confirmation robes.
There were some really smokin' young girls here, all 18 or near to it. My niece, Stacey, came over with her friend Hannah in tow. Hannah is a short little thing with straight blond hair almost always (as it was today) pulled into a bun on the back of her head. She and Stacey were on the swim and cheer teams together, and she came around to quite a few family events as well. She had a tight little body, with cute little mounds for titties and a pert, firm ass. Her face was always tanned, and she had a spray of freckles across her nose and cheeks.
Here eyes were big and milk dud brown, and perhaps her most charming feature was that she always had a smile on her face.
Though not this morning. This morning she seemed a bit sulky. But it was none of my concern. I nodded to the girls, then excused myself to go outside. The sun was shining. It was a beautiful spring day, and I planned to get some sun on my face before being cooped up in church with a bunch of chanting bible thumpers for hours on end.
Plus, I had a joint in my pocket. If I was going to do this, I was going to do it stoned.
So I slipped out the exit of the sanctuary and found myself alone behind the church overlooking a small ravine. The sun was warm and a slight breeze brought the smells of blooming spring to my nose. It was all very pastoral.
I lit the joint I'd brought and took a good, long drag. I settled in on a stone window ledge and proceeded to enjoy myself and the morning.
I'd been daydreaming and toking for about 15 minutes when I heard the door open again. Out walked Hannah, still in her red gown.
"There you are, I didn't think you smoked," she said.
"I, uh, don't."
She sniffed. "Hey, is that weed you're smoking?"
"Go back inside, Hannah."
"You bad ass, you're at a
church
." Then, after looking around, "Give me a puff."
I considered this for a moment, then shrugged. What the fuck. Isn't that what this ceremony was all about? Growing up and becoming an adult? I don't think smoking pot is what the priests inside had in mind, but if she's interested she may as well pick up the habit from a friend.
"Here you go, have you ever done it before?"
"No," she said, taking the joint.
"Just inhale it, hold it in as long as you can, then exhale."
She did, and handed me the joint back coughing a bit.
"You get over that," I said.
"It kind of burns my lungs a bit."
"You'll come to like that part."
"So...how long until I'm high?"
I chuckled. "Give it a bit, but for now hop up here next to me and enjoy the sun."
We sat for a while, side by side, enjoying the buzz and the warm sun and the smell of the breeze coming in from the fields behind the church. Then Hannah put her head on my shoulder. I started, then figured it was friendly enough. I put my arm around her shoulders.
Then she lifted her head and started kissing my neck.
What the fuck,
I thought to myself.
What's a little pre-church make out session between friends?
I lifted her lips to mine, and soon we had tongues buried in each other's mouths. I ran my hand down her silky confirmation gown, groping her ripe young tits through the fabric. She moaned in my mouth, running her hand up my thigh to the boner I'd developed in my jeans.
Ok, so this is going to be a little more than a make out session.
I unzipped my fly and pulled my cock out. I expected a gasp or some other expression of shock from Hannah at how this went from a quick smoke out behind the church to sex, but I got nothing of the sort. Instead Hannah buried her blond head in my lap, taking my cock deep in her mouth.
"Uhhhhhh," I moaned while sitting back against the window to enjoy myself. Hannah didn't have much in the way of technique, but she more than made up for it in enthusiasm. It was a nice, slobbery blow job. I guided her head with one hand on the bun of her hair.