John Sampson was as depressed as hell. He was turning 21 that day, serving his country with the Marines and still a virgin. John felt like getting drunk as hell.
It was a Friday night and John was sitting at the local Chinese restaurant eating shrimp fried rice and wondering what to do when she walked in. What drew his attention were the red-orange hair and the massive hooters. With this being California, and being summer, she was wearing a sundress that made them stand out even more. John was so drawn to these massive specimens of female flesh that he was not even paying attention to what she was saying.
“Excuse me .... Excuse me!”
“I’m sorry ma’am. Did you say something?” John stammered.
“Yes. The restaurant is full and I was wondering if anyone was sitting here with you?”
“No ma’am, please have a seat.”
“Thank you, and my name is Carol, not ma’am.”
“Yes ma’am, I mean Carol. My name is John. My parents raised me to show respect to others and address them as ma’am or sir.”
“Well that is very honorable of them. I taught my daughter the same. I just hope she remembers now that she is at school.”
“Oh! What school does she attend here?”
“Not here. She is a freshman at UCLA.”
John choked on his drink and almost spit it out.
Laughing Carol asked, “are you okay John?’
“Yes I am Carol, sorry. Pardon me for saying so, but you don’t look old enough to have a college age daughter.”
“Thank you John,” Carol replied blushing a deep red. “I spend alot of time in the gym keeping in shape.”
They sat and talked for two hours. John about his life and joining the Marines. Carol about her daughter and how some people mistook them as twins. When she mentioned that John choked on his drink again and sent her to laughing. When John saw how long they had been sitting there he knew that if he wanted to get drunk he had to get going. Then a light bulb went off in his brain.
“You know Carol, I was planning to go drinking tonight to celebrate my birthday. Would you like to join me?”
“I’m sorry John, but I don’t drink. If you follow me from here I can show you how to celebrate better.”
“How?”
“Just follow me.”
Being the gentleman that John was, he paid both tabs and walked Carol outside. Carol got into her new Ford Explorer, and John into his jeep. John followed her for about an hour over back roads and into the mountains. When they stopped, they were on a bluff over looking the valley. When John got out of his jeep, Carol took a blanket out of the back of her Explorer and laid it on the ground.
“This is beautiful up her, but how the hell is this going to be better than drinking?” John asked her a little upset.
“We are going to celebrate by doing this.”
Carol pulled John to her and planted a massive lip lock on him shoving her tongue into his mouth. At first he was shocked, but then started to kiss back. Carol grabbed John’s shirt and ripped it off sending buttons flying. Then she had his pants and boxers off before he could blink. She is a wild one thought John..
