Great Britain Ch. 2: Scotland
Now as I stated in my last story, I usually have to have love, or very strong ties to someone to have sex with them. I donât like to âFuck for fuckâs sake.â One night stands with someone I will never see again just never appealed to me. Of course, Sarah changed that rule slightly in Ireland, but I still see her. I may not love her, but I developed a strong tie to her that night.
Overseas though, things can change a lot.
Upon returning to London, things went about the same with my life. London is an amazing city, and there is so much stuff to do and see. I was a busy bastard. With school and sightseeing, I was always tired. Up early for class, and out drinking with my friends at night. But while overseas, you really want to pack in as much as possible.
Speaking of packing it in, there was this one girl I would have loved toâŚer, well you get the picture. Her name was Lauren. Except for being just a little high maintenance, she was perfection in high heals. Not that she needed high heals; she was nearly six feet tall to begin with. She had breasts that would just wave at you and say, âHi, Mike. Would you like to play with us today?â I would reply, âYes, Yes I would!â Thatâs how amazing this girl was; she had me talking to her breasts under my breath. She was driving me crazy! All I could do was imagine my fingers running through her long dark hair. Her stomach was flat and trim, not six pack, but oh so nice. Her backside was the kind that stood out just enough, and looked like the palm of your hand was made to fit right around it. She had a cute nose and perfect teeth surrounded by lips that made words drip like honey from their tips. And her accent, did I mention her accent? Now Iâm not from the South, but I love hearing women from the south talk. She is definitely from the south. Laurens voice could make the sun rise or set at her command. Simply, amazing. She is a sweet, Southern Belle.
She goes to the same school I do back in the states. I had seen her around, and knew she was the kind of girl that was born with a man by her side. But that didnât stop me from fantasizing. Also, it was not like I was too timid to talk to her and put her on a pedestal and shook when she was around. We became friends on this trip. Actually, we had some tender moments. On a train to somewhere we were told each otherâs life story. And once she got sick and I brought her flowers. And other times we would go out dancing or drinking. She was always on my mind. It was going to make it a long, hard three months.
Half way through the summer I was about at my limit. Everywhere I went, everything I did I was thinking of Lauren. I couldnât concentrate on my schoolwork. Every time I went out, we were always in the same group. Something had to be done, but first thing is first. I have to get away for a while.
Fortunately there were trips sponsored by the school to go to Edinburgh, Scotland or Paris, France. Lauren wanted to go to Paris, and I had already been there. I didnât like it so much. The people were not as rude as everyone made them out to be, but it seemed dirty to me. And I had seen all I really wanted to the first time. Plus France was not so welcoming to Americans in the summer of 2003. But by taking the other trip, I could get away from Lauren for a while. Getting her off my mind seemed like a great idea at the time.
The trip to Edinburgh cost extra money I didnât have. So I could have stayed on campus with no one around, or, wellâŚI had a plan. I didnât want to pay, but I had already gone to Ireland with no plan, why not Scotland? It worked once before. Besides, if push came to shove, I knew where everyone would be staying, so I wouldnât be left out in the cold. It seemed foolproof.
A day after everyone else left for Edinburgh, I hopped another train. Four hours later I was in beautiful, historic Edinburgh. I had told a few of my friends that I would be coming up the next morning, and I thought they would meet me at the train stationâŚno such luck. I wanted to hang out with them for the day, but how the hell was I supposed to find them? So I walked around the town square for an hour and it was really lovely. There was an amazing monument to Sir. Walter Scott in the middle of town. I started taking pictures when I noticed a buss tour of the town. I thought, âWhat the hell, what else do I have to do?â
It was one of those red double-decker busses that are famous in Europe. This one had an open top so you could see all the sights of Edinburgh. It was cool that day, and slightly rainyâŚwhich is an understatement for Scotland. But I didnât care; I was going to see the city. They gave us a map and the guy tried to yell over the streets and the rain. It didnât work so well. I though, âThis is miserable.â At about that moment, I looked down to the streets and there were my friends. Now, Edinburgh is not a small city by any means, so how this happened amazed me. But I hopped off the bus and we went around and saw all Edinburgh had to offer.
Later that night, as most college students think, it was time for beer. And if there is one thing the U.K. has, itâs beer. The local pubs are amazing. So, I was feeling happy to be with my friends, but even though I was trying to get away from Lauren, I couldnât help but feel sad she wasnât there. So, I had a bright ideaâŚDrink through it!
So I drank. And drank. And drank. And drank. I have to say I was feeling pretty good. My friends wanted to leave, but when you are drinking away your problems, and flirting with every pair of breast that pass your way, reason and listening to friends is not a strong point. I told them to go on, that I had a place to stay for the night, (which was a lie) and I would try to find them again tomorrow. They gave me the address of where they were staying, and left.
I was having a good old time and thought I was making progress with this really hot blond that went to University in Edinburgh. She was a double major in pre-med and literature. Hot was all I saw, and boobs were all I heard. When last call came, I coyly smirked and asked if we were going back to her place. She said, âI know where Iâm going, and it doesnât involve you being there.â
Ouch! One thing about European women, they are much different from American women. They are attractive, (although I still hold preference for American woman) and they are built like brick shit houses. But the biggest difference is their personalities. They are the warmest women on the planet, but they will tell you exactly where they are coming from, and tell you exactly where to go. They pull no punches. They are brutally honest.