- Aaaah, let go, let go!! - the thin squeak of a girl I didn't know (as it turned out later, Suzumiya's victim's name was Mikuru Asahina) echoed far beyond the room while Haruhi was pressing her heavy breasts with might and main. Mikurochka's childish face, flushed with shame, looked fantastically exciting.
"She doesn't look like she's willing to join the club!" - I noticed.
- You do not understand! In stories and TV series, interesting things always happen where there is a cute girl with a baby face and big tits! And hers are just huge, look! And how they stick out! - Haruhi released her prey for a second so that I could enjoy the spectacle.
"But she's here against her will!" - I tried to appeal to Haruhi's common sense, which, naturally, was useless.
"Actually, no," Haruhi stated categorically.
I looked questioningly at the stranger. She blushed even more.
- My name is Mikuru Asahina, I study one grade older and I really want to join your club! - the charming girl quickly stammered in a gentle voice.
- Here you see! - Haruhi looked at me proudly.
- So... Did she beat you? - I asked the girl.
- Here's another! - Haruhi answered for her.
-- Do you go to other clubs? - I asked the next question.
"Yes, to the calligraphy club," the cutie said quietly. The blush from her cheeks slowly began to subside, but she, as if not to disturb the image, began nervously fiddling with the hem of her short skirt.
-You'll have to leave him! - Haruhi shouted. - Classes in our circle will take up all your free time!
"Okay, I'll quit, I'll only go to your classes," Mikurochka lowered her gaze and tried to stare at the toes of her shoes, but she was hampered by her delicious tits, which completely blocked their owner from seeing her black shoes and white socks.
- Wait, but we still haven't decided what we're going to do! - I tried to reason with Haruhi. - How do you know that she won't have any free time?
- I know that's all! - Haruhi declared and loaded her usual organ, - searching for aliens, time travelers, people with superpowers and portals to parallel worlds will take a lot of time! To relieve boredom, you have to try!
- So we're going to do this here? - Mikurochka's eyes widened.
At this time, Yuki, who had been sitting quietly and reading a book, suddenly spoke up.
- This will really take a long time. And there is always a risk that boring searches will only increase boredom and will not lead us to the goal.
- And what do you propose? At least I'm trying to clear away this damn fog of everyday life! - Haruhi snorted mockingly.
- I offer a blowjob.
- What? Sex? But this is disgustingly boring! Adults do it in the dark, puffing and fussing, teenagers try to imitate them, huddled in school corridors... What could be more stupid?!! - Haruhi roared.
"I propose to make our club an official blowjob club." Do this not only within the walls of the room, but also in lessons, in the corridors and in the gym, right in plain sight.
- You're just a sick pervert! School rules even prohibit skirts shorter than a certain length; kissing is even punishable if seen by a teacher! They'll just kick us out of school without even thinking about it! What the hell are you talking about?!
- Yes it is. Short skirts, kissing and any kind of sexual acts are prohibited. But you haven't read the full text of the school's charter, which is now in force, although it was adopted back in 1946.
- And what is in this charter? - I exhaled.
- And the fact that it says "sexual acts." And in 1989, the Supreme Court of Japan ruled that blowjob, like masturbation, is neither a sexual act nor a kiss, but only a type of social interaction, like shaking hands or bowing. This was done in order to legalize the numerous pleasure houses and porn studios that had just begun to appear.
- Can't be! - Haruhi said skeptically.
- Maybe. Then, at the same time, they passed a law on censorship, which obliged everyone to cover everything with squares and put up partitions between oral workers and clients, so the judges did not see a big problem in this decision. Moreover, no one took it seriously then, since the date of adoption of the law coincided with the accession to the throne of the new Emperor, everyone was too carried away to be distracted. And then there was a major earthquake, so everyone forgot about such a decision and the court decision is now available only in old archives on websites and in the Main Department of Justice in paper form, but I have a copy certified by a notary.
- A copy? So, are you prepared? - I asked incredulously.
- Certainly. After all, I have the gift of foresight. "You finally found a person with superpowers," Yuki said. She spoke even her most mind-blowing phrases in an even, quiet voice.
"Can't the Supreme Court reverse its decision when it sees that we are giving blowjobs right in front of our teachers and classmates?"
- Can not. Then the country's entire porn industry will be outlawed, millions of jobs will be lost, and new regulatory action will be impossible until the appeal period expires, which will end only six months after the repeal. In six months, the economy will lose up to 20%, as porn-related industries will collapse.