It was unlike me really. Usually I would be at home cooking and cleaning-looking after the house, doing my duty. But my old friend Maria had called me and asked me to join her at a local restaurant-they were celebrating Maria's fortieth birthday. Six months earlier I had celebrated my own fortieth, so I knew that she would need some support.
So there I was, surrounded by people-some new to me, some friends I hadn't seen since school; and I had a little more wine than I would normally have. And then someone asked about Oscar. My husband, Oscar.
"Oscar? Poof. What is there to say about Oscar?"
"What's he like?" Asked a voice.
"He's... he's just Oscar. He's not changed much since school. A little less hair, a little bit bigger around here..." I patted my tummy.
"Yes," said the voice, "But Irene! What's he like?" Then I saw that the man who'd asked the question was making suggestive thrusting movements.
Well, normally, I wouldn't answer such a question; but I really was quite drunk. And suddenly this stuff started coming up; stuff I'd suppressed about Oscar for twenty years.
I held up my hand and wiggled my little finger, "My little Oscar?" I said. Everyone laughed. They knew what I was saying. "Well, people who know us think there are two miracles in our lives... our daughters!" Everyone laughed again. But I started thinking. Did I really love Oscar? He had been the only man I had ever know; I was a good girl, never went to bed with anyone before I was married. Oscar's little cock was the only sex I had ever experienced. If we had sex once a month that was plenty for me; I really couldn't be bothered with all his puffing and blowing. Oral sex was taboo as far as I was concerned. The last thing I wanted in my mouth was his grubby little cock, and he certainly wasn't going any where near me down there.
But, later that evening I looked at myself in the mirror. It was quite late and I was getting ready for bed-Oscar was snoring as usual-and I stood there in my nightdress, in the bathroom. "I have kept myself in pretty good shape for forty." I thought to myself. "I have better legs than Maria-and a tighter tummy." If I hadn't been drunk, I wouldn't have done it. I pulled my nightdress over my head and stood there naked. I cradled my breasts and watched myself do it. "These really aren't too saggy for forty." I thought. "I really am in good shape."
My hand slid down across my stomach and brushed my pubic hair. One finger slid along my slit as I watch myself in the mirror. "Oscar." I thought. "Is he the only man that will ever have me?" I hadn't masturbated since I was sixteen and then the feelings had scared me so much, I never did it again. But right then and there, in front of the mirror, I found my clitoris with the tip of my finger. I gave it a rub and it felt good. It felt really good. I pressed harder and almost made myself gasp; and I saw myself getting turned on in the mirror. I grasped my breast a little harder, and my fingers brushed my nipple. That felt good, so I pinched my nipple. That felt even better. In a drunken haze I pinched and twisted my nipple and rubbed my clit, until the room started spinning. God I felt horny. I had never felt horny like this before! I sat down on the edge of the bath and opened my legs. I wanted something inside me. I tried a finger, but it was too much like Oscar's little cock. I looked around, as I rubbed my clit and saw a hair brush. Perfect. I rubbed the handle of the brush against my clit then up and down along my lips. I did gasp as I pushed the handle into my pussy. Oh God it felt good.
Rubbing my clit with one hand I fucked myself with the hairbrush handle, and I started getting lightheahded. Oh my God. Was this what people talked about? Was this what sex could be like? My hands were like a blur and it was only a matter of time before the world exploded in light and I experienced my very first orgasm! at forty! I squealed-I couldn't help myself. I just sat there, legs apart with the hairbrush sticking out of me.
And that's how I looked when Oscar came into the bathroom.
"What the fuck?" He said.
"Can't I get any privacy in my own house?" I demanded.
He just stood there, looking at me.
"Get out!" I screeched.
And he turned on his heel and left. I slipped the hairbrush out of myself and pulled my nightgown back on; then turned out the light and went into the bedroom. The lights were off, and Oscar was lying still, but quite awake.
I got into bed and felt Oscar's hand reach for mine.
"No." I said firmly, "Not tonight."
...ooOoo...
The next morning I woke to feel Oscar's erection poking into my back. Far from sexy, it was just annoying. I got up, put on my silk dressing gown and went into the kitchen to make some coffee. I was sitting at the kitchen table drinking my coffee when Oscar came in looking sheepish. "Hello my love," he said.
I nodded back at him without looking up. He walked up to me and kissed the top of my head, then got himself a cup of coffee. "You have a lot to do today," I told him. "The garden is in a mess-there's lots of weeding to do and the grass needs cutting. And you've been promising to clean out the garage for months."
"Yes, my love. I'll get dressing in a minute and get going," he paused. "Do you have any plans today?"
"I am meeting Maria again this morning and I have an appointment with the hairdresser this afternoon."
He nodded. He knew that our workload was uneven, but he wasn't going to say anything. I waited until he was out in the garden before I showered. And I locked the bathroom door this time. When the steaming hot water was cascading over my body I started soaping myself. I closed my eyes as I worked the soap into my breasts; I couldn't resist pinching at my nipples and it gave me a little thrill. Then my fingers worked down across my belly and found my hard little bud. I pressed against it as I had the night before and went weak at the knees.
Suddenly, I had an image of my hairdresser in my head. I was having my hair washed and he had just rinsed my hair. Then he was massaging my breasts. Oh my God! Where had this idea come from? I imagined, my beautiful hairdresser kneeling in front of me, parting my legs and pressing his face against my sex. My imagination was playing beautiful games with me; I rubbed my clit hard and bit my lip as the water crashed down. What would sex be like with Rodrigo? He was so young and handsome and muscular. Watching his bare arms as he washed women's hair. I had never realised what a turn on that was.
I slipped two fingers inside myself and closed my eyes, imagining Rodrigo's fingers, his tongue, his cock. My knees buckled as I came and I sat down in the shower. My God! How was I ever going to be able to look at him when I had my hair done that afternoon?
...ooOoo...
I put on a tight floral dress that showed off the curves I am so proud of; with my hair down, and some dark eye liner and blood red lipstick, I was ready to go meet Maria.
We had both had plenty to drink the night before, but Maria was not feeling at all well. When I met her at the cafe she was sitting outside, wearing sunglasses and drinking her second cup of black coffee.
"Hello my dear. Feeling a little hungover this morning?"
"Oh God yes. I had way too much to drink."