It's a beautiful Saturday morning. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Well, they are not really singing. Some are whistling. I heard one very loud woodpecker destroying my neighbor's siding. I am enjoying the sound of that woodpecker. That neighbor is a pecker to the whole neighborhood. Keep pecking Mr. Woodpecker keep pecking!!! This also means that Mary will be coming to spend a couple of days with me, and I can't wait.
If you haven't read my pervious story "A surprise visit to a nude beach "let me give you the very, very, very short version to catch you up. Mary and I have been just friends for over 13 years. We live 8 hours away from each other. Don't see each other in person a lot. She stopped by 2 days ago before she went to her family event to be with me for a couple of hours. We decided to go to the beach. Ended up at nude beach. Mary is smoking hot and I spent most of the time there laying on my stomach because Mary caused me to have a constant erection.
Right now, I am putting fresh sheets on my bed. I hear that damn ringtone going off in the family room. Note to self "Change that damn ringtone!!!!" I'm trying to get to my phone but my ADT(A Doberman Team) security system was in front of me walking very slow. I guess they were snuffing for bombs? As I tried to pass them I couldn't. Do you know how hard it is to pass three Doberman walking slowly in the hallway? I do!!! The phone went to voicemail before I could answer it. I looked at the screen and saw the call was from Mary, so I called her right back.
When she picked up the call she said, "Are you screening my phone calls now?"
I said, "No I was putting fresh sheets on my bed, my phone was in the family room and my damn ADT security system was walking very, very, very slow in front of me."
She laughed and said "Putting fresh sheets on your bed? Are you planning on getting lucky today?"
I said, "No I am not planning on getting lucky I am planning on getting lucky a couple of times today."
She laughed and informed me according to her GPS she was two hours away and told me she would see me soon. That gave me enough time to get the house ready and go shopping for food.
While I was watching a ballgame on TV my ADT security system went off. Then I heard a vehicle pulling up my driveway and I saw Mary's blue truck. I went out to greet her. As she got out of her truck, she gave me a big hug. Her Voodoo was already working, and I am sure she felt it on her leg. She did and grabbed the front of my shorts.
"I see or should I say feel someone is happy to see me."
I was busted but I didn't care. I made us lunch and she told me about the good time she had with her family and what they did.
Once we were done eating lunch Mary said, "Why don't you show me the fresh sheets you were talking about?" You don't have to ask me twice, so we were off to the bedroom. They do look fresh however I don't think I should get on your fresh sheets with these dirty clothes."