July's the worst damn part of the year in Mississippi, ain't it? It's hotter than hell here in the courthouse, and I've been waiting for my turn to come up over an hour. It'll be a while, so I figure I'll fill y'all in, since you seem new to these parts, to how it works around here. It's been a full year since they passed the "Protecting Our Society" Act up in Jackson, and after all the bullshit and bad press in the national media, it looks like the Slut Courts are here to say.
Sorry, I guess if you ain't from around here, you might still call 'em "Family and Morality Tribunals." Folks that know better call 'em what they are: Slut Court. It's where all the sexual degenerates go to have their case heard. If you don't know about it, let me tell you: the State of Mississippi's got some new ideas about sexual deviants that are a little different from New York City and San Francisco. I've made a business outta offering my legal expertise to some of the girls caught up by the law, and let me tell you, business is good.
For those of y'all ain't heard, the POS law was Mississippi's answer to all the teen pregnancy and what they called "sexual degeneracy." They'd already shut down all the abortion clinics and gone abstinence-only in the schools. They'll cut ya off welfare and Medicaid for the slightest infraction, too. They couldn't really get birth control out, but they damn sure tried. The politicians up in Jackson got hold of an idea to criminalize a bunch of, let's call 'em, lascivious behaviors--whatever Washington would let 'em get away with--and then set up some new courts to hold all the extra cases.
You try to get them cheap bastards to pay for a court, though, and you'll see how quick it almost shut down. So, as far as I see it, the Slut Courts got the runts of the litter all around: worst judges, worst DAs, and the worst public defenders. Believe me, that's sayin' a lot.
Me, I got into it for the same reason that most of them bunch stuck around: the pussy. I mean, I'm defending a bunch of girls brought up on charges for criminal sluttery. Why not have 'em pay me with ass? My law degree is barely worth the paper it's printed on in a real court, but hell, in Slut Court I'm Clarence Fuckin' Darrow.
Let me tell you about the best--and worst--case I ever took. So anyways, 'bout six months before, I had a girl from Pascagoula, brought up on charges for anal sex with a couple of boys from the high school. She was facing a $5000 fine and some community service time, and the girl was losing her goddamn mind over it. See, it turns out, her daddy was a preacher, and if word got out about what she was up to, his name wouldn't be worth shit all over town.
The little slut's name was Mary Sue. I shit you not. Brunette, teenage, even a damn cheerleader--she'd make your dick damn near bust out the front of your britches. She was a little thing, too, "petite," they call 'em: just a hair over 5 feet tall, with a tight little ass and perky tits you just want to suck on 'til she gets nice and wet. Her momma was like that too, and her daddy the preacher wasn't no big man, neither. She got her momma's looks, thank the Lord. I could see how her little freckles and cherry lips would really set the boys off. Her long, brown hair, usually up in a pony tail, would make a nice handle to hold her up when you're fucking her doggie, that's for damn sure.
She came to me about in tears and begged me to take her case. My practice was barely holdin' on, money wise: there ain't even a receptionist at my office to this day. I took her back into my office and told her to fill me in on all the details and not to leave nothing out might be relevant to the case.
"Well, sir," she said, "I known Cody all my life. We started foolin' around when I was sixteen, but nothin' much 'til the past few months."
I just had to interrupt her. I like to get as much of the facts as I can from these little tramps. "Knowledge is power," like the man says.
"Now, did you violate the law at all during this time?"
She wrinkled her forehead. Shit, she sure made thinking look hard.
"Sir, I'm not real sure about the law. Are you asking about any...'sexual relations' 'tween me and Cody?"
I told her that's what I meant, and she spilled. Evidently, the boy never did much for her pleasure, but she'd been sucking his dick for a few years off and on before they started "dating." Around here, "dating" usually meant it was time for a girl to start spreadin' her legs, and I figured that was next. I wasn't ready to move on from my questions, though.
"I'm sorry, honey," I asked her, trying to keep it real professional soundin', "but I gotta ask. The law's got different punishments for different levels of sexual degeneracy. I need to know: during these 'oral incidents' were you clothed, partially nude, or fully nude?"
She turned redder than a stop sign.
"At first I was...partially clothed, but after some spills, I was mostly nude after that."
I continued.
"In addition to oral sex on the penis, did you also engage in oral activities with the young man's testicles?"
You could tell she was really starting to sweat.
"You mean his balls? I reckon I did, sir. Is that bad?," she asked.
"All the way in, or just your tongue?," I asked.
She looked like she was caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
"All the way, sir," was all she could manage.
"Is it bad? To be honest, some people might take that as evidence of a history of sexual deviancy," I informed her.
She looked ashamed. I can't lie--I get off a bit on humiliating these whores that come into my office.
"Now, you said there was no vaginal contact in these prior incidents. Did you ever have any oral contact on Cody's anal area?"
I threw that one in just to fuck with her. Her eyes went wide, and she squirmed a bit in her seat.
"No, sir, I wouldn't do that kind of thing."
"Well, I had to ask once I learned of your habit of inserting testicles into your mouth. Alright, Mary Sue, one last question on this subject. Did you ever commit the unlawful act of swallowing the boy's semen? This one is pretty serious."
She went from grossed out to a little scared. I'd definitely caught her on this one.
"Well, sir," she said slowly, "I got some in my eye one time and it hurt like...heck. After that, I figured it was simpler to just let him do it in my mouth."
I shot her a concerned look, real worried.
"That kind of sexual deviancy and moral degeneration might make the case a little tougher. It shows a pattern of immoral and anti-social behavior. Don't you worry, though, I'll make sure to spin it with the judge the best I can."
Mary Sue started to tell me the details of what happened the night she got fucked in the ass, since that's really what the case was about. She had gone over to Cody's house thinking a bunch of their friends would be there. When she arrived, there was just Cody and a boy named Dontrell. She started to freeze up after she said his name.
"What happened next, honey?"