The club started pretty much by accident, 5 of us myself John I'm 50, Bob 49, Joe 42, Phil 38 and Neil the youngest of our group was 25, had arranged to meet up at a pub one Saturday lunchtime, all were married except Bob a confirmed bachelor. We never got many opportunities to catch up and actually meet it had become texting and phone calls.
I arrived and Joe was already there, shortly afterwards the others arrived except Neil and as you do we all starting having a laugh and a beer, we had known Neil for a while but he was the youngest of our group by far but had made the effort to speak when he moved into the area and had come into the pub one night and he fitted in. He never striked us as the sort to just not turn up at an organised get together but hey we were enjoying ourselves and things do come up that can change made plans.
So a couple of beers in and Neil arrives to a few lightweight comments got his drink and joins us. Probably another hour had passed the chat was flowing along with the beers when Bob asked Neil why he was so late. He replied he'd had a few snags at home with his wife of 3 years Anne 26, and didnt feel like pushing the pub meet with her, when she remembered she sent him along. Well we were all eager to learn what the snags had been and that seemed to be the topic of conversation from then on. Eventually in a quiet voice he just said Anne had caught him downstairs watching porn on his phone, is that all Bob said and we
Have all probably been caught or close to being caught watching porn and we laughed.
She caught me wanking he said, the lot of us went quiet and just looked at him, school boy error Bob replied always make sure the coast is clear. Your single living alone Joe piped up not like us married guys its so much easier for you to do it at home than it is for us. How far had you got when she caught you said Bob, all of us listening for the answer, well i hadn't cum and didn't either he said she went ballistic and called me names and stormed off, I felt embarrassed and ashamed. FUCK!! someone said.
It was about a minute before I spoke and said to everyone present in our group, right you lot this is as far as it goes ok, not a word of what your hearing is to be said to another sole unless we agree and there is no if's or but's and they all agreed instantly and Neil thanked us.
He then rather stunned us all by asking how often we all masturbated, the looks on my friends faces and probably my own was that of a dog caught in car headlights, again we paused before i took the lead and said 1 or 2 times a week mostly, Bob, Joe and Phil said twice with Neil confidently saying he likes to do it everyday sometimes twice a day.
You could easily tell from the way the chat was going that this was now the interest of all present and it was inevitable that someone would ask when each of us had last stroked ourselves, now bearing in mind where we were and that at anytime someone could have overheard us, I said lets keep it down guys please just as Joe says in the shower this morning. After an intake of breath or was it a gasp Bob and Phil both said yesterday, i looked and they were staring at me so i told them it had been 3 days ago whilst Neil calmly stated yesterday morning as last night never counted because he had never cum. Fuck I said.
Bearing in mind we had all been friends for many years except Neil this was new, nothing untoward had ever been said apart from the usual phowwr look at her, she is stunning or id give it one type of comments, we were now in quite literally new unknown territory conversation wise.
I cant answer how the others felt but i was enjoying this line of chat and secretly hoping for other inputs from around our table and if truth be known a little aroused but would never admit it to my friends.