I had a close friend, well lets call him Raju. Both of us had crossed 18 years and were of thin build and medium height (he was slightly taller than me). He was a very fair and handsome boy. We were living in a small town of western U.P. We were quite close and used to visit each other's house quite frequently. Both of us were jolly, witty and very very naughty. In those olden golden days, seduction was king and trying to 'patao' (seduce) a girl was very difficult due to the strict social norms, so most of the boys remained horny and girls remained frustrated. Both of us were no exception. We had had few kissing, feeling / groping sessions with terrified but willing girls which resulted in more frustration later. So we (and who was not - in our age bracket) were quite eager to have some fully satisfying sessions with some daring damsels.
After I passed 12th class, my father got transferred to another city and after few months, I had some work in my old town, so I visited my friend. He pressed me to stay with him. He had a big haveli type house. On ground floor, they had their drawing room, dining room, kitchen and his parent's bed room. Separated by a big courtyard (chowk), Raju had a big room as his bedroom cum study room with a adjoining toilet. Raju enjoyed full privacy in his room due to its separated location. He had only one elder brother who had his bed room on the first floor. His father was a Government officer and mother was a principal in girl's college. Elder brother was struggling lawyer. So every body in their family was working and the house used to remain empty in the day.
We went to college and returned to his home in the afternoon. We were greeted by a lady of about 28-30 years, whom I had never seen earlier. She was of average height for an Indian lady - about 5 feet 2-3 inch, with a filled up body, very fair colour. She had a very charming face and a naughty smile. She also appeared to be of jolly nature. In short a very likeable lady.
Raju introduced us and addressed her as Mausi (mother's sister). She told us to freshen up while she would make tea and pakoras for us. We went to Raju's room and I was surprised to see female cloths hanging on the walls. He told me that Mausi is staying in his room. He used to have a big 'palang' (a single big bed but good enough for 2 people) for himself, a study table and a sofa in his room. He had to surrender his palang to Mausi and one more smaller cot was there for him. Shortly Mausi came with tea and snacks and served us.
Raju did not invite her to join us, so I took the liberty and politely requested her to have tea with us. Raju didn't seem to like it. We made some small talk. She enquired about me, my studies, my family to which I politely replied. As Raju hardly spoke so she slowly became comfortable with me. After we finished the snacks, Raju said 'Chal bazaar ghoom ke aate hain' (Come let us go to the market) and we pushed off.
I asked him who is this Mausi, as to my info he didn't have any real Mausi.
Yaar yeh meri mummy ki cousin sister hai (She is my mom's cousin sis). She has separated from her husband and mummy has arranged a teacher's job for her in a local girl's school. She now wants to search for her own house but mummy wants her to stay with us for few months, till she becomes comfortable in this city.
Toh isme tujhe kya taqleef hai? Tu unke aane se khush nahi lagta. (but you don't seem to be happy about her coming here)
Raju flared up - Khush, hunh, unke aane se meri saari aazadi khatam ho gayi hai, mai cigarette nahi pea sakta, mai gaane nahi ga sakta, mai pondi nahi padh sakta, mai muth nahi maar sakta ........main...........(Happy, my foot, I have lost my freedom due to her arrival. I cant smoke, I cant sing, I cant read a porno, I cant shag......I ........ I .....)
I said calm down boy, she is not going to stay with you for ever, so bear it. Ho sakta ki ab inse milne inki kuch students tere ghar aana shuru kar de, to tujhe bhi ladkiyon se dosti karne ka mauka mil jayega. (Possibly her students may start coming to meet her. Then you may get a chance to befriend some girls)
Dosti hogi ya nahin, par agar isne mummy se shikayat kar di, to meri gaand pe itne joote padenge, ki saari dosti nikal jaayegi. (Whether I will be able to befriend some girls or not, but if she complains to my mom, I will get spanked so much that I will forget all girls)
This was logical so I scratched my head and said, Yaar woh achhi khush mizaz lady hain, tu unse dosti karle, mera matlab hai ki unse pyaar se baat kiya kar, to tum dono ka time achha kat jayega.. By the way inke bachhe kahan hain? (friend, she appears to be a jolly lady, so you make friends with her, means you talk nicely to her. Both of you will pass good time. By the way where are her kids?)
Inke koi bacha nahi hua, isi wajah se inka apne husband se jhagra hua hai. (she has not produced any children, that's why she has separated from her husband)
I could only say Oh and then we started talking about other things. We returned home and had dinner with the family and retired to Raju's room around 10 p.m. We changed into kurta pajamas and mausi came from bathroom, freshly bathed and dressed in one piece loose nighty only.
She was looking gorgeous, very fair, slightly plump, her fair face and arms were shining in the tube light. It was a hot night so her top two buttons were undone and about 2 inch of cleavage was showing a sample of magnificent beauties hidden inside. Her body silhouette was showing her flaring hips, and her whole body appeared to be solidly built (not sagging anywhere). She was indeed a very desirable woman.
She caught me gawking at her beauty and as our eyes met, I was embarrassed but I could see her trying to suppress a naughty smile. Raju was as usual scowling and didn't notice all this. Mausi climbed on the big bed and both of us took the smaller bed. Mausi was reading some book and we started chatting. The chat soon developed in some stupid argument and we started fighting like small children. In anger, I told him, 'Ja mai tere sath nahi sota, mai sofe pe so jaaunga'. (I will not sleep with you, I will sleep on the sofa)
Haan Haan ja so ja, mai bhi is choti khat per aaram se sounga. (Ok do sleep there, I will also sleep in peace, on this small cot.)
I got up then mausi intervened, ' nahi beta aise nahi ladte. Sofe pe kyon jaate ho? Uske saath nahi sona, to mera itna bara palang hai, ispe aa jaao. (don't fight, why are you going on sofa. If you don't want to sleep with him, I have such a big bed, come on this.)
Now sleeping on her comfortable bed was a far better proposition than the stupid old sofa so I looked at Raju for permission, but he said nothing, scowled and turned his back to us and tried to sleep. I looked again at mausi and she said, light bujha do aur idhar aa jao. (switch off the light and come here)
