"Nat, how 'bout comin' over tonight for a little Monopoly?" My friend, Luke was on the phone. It was Friday, July 8th, and my best friend was apparently bored. Monopoly, if a more boring game had ever been invented, I'd love to know what it might be so I could avoid it. But Luke likes Monopoly and I always enjoy his company, and to be honest, I was bored, too.
I'm eighteen, two months graduated from high school, and have a summer job with the Forest Service before starting college in the fall, but I was tired of evenings home alone. Mom, Dad, me, and my little sister went on a vacation trip to the coast over the 4th of July weekend. Unfortunately, I had to come home right after the weekend because of the stupid job, but Mom, Dad, and little sis weren't planning to be home until the tenth. I have a big brother but he's staying at his apartment in Boise, where he has a summer job before going back to college.
Given the alternative of staying home alone another night or playing Monotony with Luke, I'd choose Monotony any time. "Sure," I told him, "what time?"
"Great," he said, "how 'bout seven, I'll order us pizza... Oh, by the way, Katy's coming over, too, why don't you give Taylor a call, I'll bet she'd love to come."
I shuddered, Taylor... she was my senior year study hall partner, and we'd gotten pretty friendly over the year. She has a boyfriend, though, much to my dismay, not that I'd have had the courage to ask her out, anyway -- wayyy out of my league: long, red hair; gorgeous, green eyes; small, pixie-like nose on her prettier than pretty face; starter on the basketball team since she was a freshman; won the state title in the hundred-meter dash, 2nd place in the 400; and her boyfriend is a hunk. In short, for 99.5% of the guys in school, she was one of the untouchables, the kind of girl that I had no doubt would be just as pretty, probably much more glamorous at our 25th reunion. Besides that, I've seen her mom at basketball games. Trust me, Mom ain't no slouch. I just happened to be lucky enough to be paired with her daughter for study hall.
Someone took a snapshot of Taylor and her boyfriend at the prom last March, her long, emerald green dress with a slit up the side nearly to her thigh, long red hair off to one side. That picture somehow made it in the yearbook and I memorized every detail; her red high-heeled shoes strapped around her ankles, red lipstick with that irresistible, dazzling smile on her face...
Why would someone like that want to go out with me? I don't consider myself bad-looking, but at 6'2", 142 pounds, I am not an athletic powerhouse... or any other kind of powerhouse, either.
Maybe you can tell from my short description of Taylor; yeah, I've had a secret crush (along with probably every other male in school) since we first sat down at the same study hall table way last September. And it's only gotten worse since, one of those things that I was certain that if I'd been naΓ―ve enough to think she might be romantically interested and tried to do something about it, it would likely ruin the friendship that we'd developed.
"I'm hearing your hesitation, you do know she and Dan broke up after graduation, don't you?... and I have it on good authority that she likes you."
I didn't know, I hadn't seen her since graduation... except in my dreams.
"Yeah, as a friend... not exactly a dating type friend," I told him.
"Well then, just ask her as a friend, like I'm asking you. There, see how easy that was, problem solved. Besides, she's good friends with Katy, we'll have a great time."
I rolled my eyes, Luke! He's always been easy with the girls, he has no fuckin' clue what it's like to be shy. Asking another guy-friend is a hell of a lot different than me asking a girl... especially a girl like Taylor. Besides, "How am I supposed to call her, I have no idea what her phone number is?"
"If that's your only problem... give me two minutes, I'll text you. Be here at seven... with Taylor."
"Lu..."
The asshat disconnected!
And about a minute later, a text message from Luke popped up, a phone number, 208-384-..... (sorry guys, I am NOT giving out Taylor's number). All I had to do was click on that number, so friggin' simple. Then why was my heart pounding a hole in my chest? Why did I feel like I'd swallowed an entire school of goldfish? I don't think I'd ever wanted anything, ever, as badly as I wanted my finger to just make a very simple, quick tap on my phone. No way, I couldn't do it, I'd go to Luke's but by myself, he'd just have to get over it.
I put my phone in my shirt pocket; out of sight, out of mind. There was no way a girl like Taylor Morrison would go anywhere with me, even a simple Monopoly game at Luke's house. And then... oh fuck! I heard it ringing! I didn't, did I? Accidentally touch that number? In a panic, I reached for the phone, madly trying to disconnect, my fingers fumbling like they were coming completely loose from my hand, when this voice I recognized from so many hours in study hall said, "Hello?"
Oh crap! What now? I stammered, managing to get it out of my pocket, "Taylor?" I asked. Well, duhh, who else would it be with her voice on her phone?
"Nate? Hi," God, her voice hadn't ever sounded quite like that in study hall, sultry, sexy.
"Uhhh..." If I'd thought my heart was pounding before... At least I'd managed to retrieve the phone out of my pocket without dropping it. "Umm, Luke called me a minute ago, wanted me to come over to his place for a game of Monopoly. I wondered..." my heartrate ballooning again, "he said... Katy's coming over, too... thought you might wanna...?"
"I'd love to! What time?" Omigod, Omigod!
It took me a minute to recover and answer, "Seven... he said, at his place, said he'd order pizza," I couldn't believe this! I was going out (well, just to Luke's but still...) with Taylor Morrison! THE Taylor Morrison! I glanced at my watch, I had no clue what time it was then, hadn't even thought to look after Luke mentioned Taylor. It was five-thirty-six. "Pick you up at quarter-til?"
I felt her smile coming through the phone in her voice, "I'll be ready, sounds like fun."
Okay, now what? What do I say? I didn't even know how to get off the phone, I was so excited. I wasn't exactly used to this, it was date number two for me. The other had been set up by Jimmy, my big brother, a disaster, Lisa, the sister of one of his friends. My fault, not hers, I was just too shy, couldn't put two rational words together. She must have thought I was an idiot, no way could I talk to her after that.
"Okay, see you in a bit, then," I said. Lame!
"See ya," she answered, then was gone.
Okay, fifty-four minutes to get ready. We live just over three miles from town on a little acreage, so I'd have to leave at six-thirty to get to her place by quarter-til, not that I'd ever been to her house, but at least I knew where they lived. I probably shouldn't say I've never been there, I've driven by, just imagining what it might be like to actually date her, felt kind of like stalking.
I jumped in the shower in a near panic, four minutes later I was drying myself. Brush my teeth, shave... who am I kidding, I have no beard! Well, I could use cologne, anyway, if I had some. I checked the other bathroom, Jimmy had some, he's three years older, said the girls loved it. At eight minutes after six I was dressed and ready to go.