"Checking out my dick?" I said, somewhat startled. "What in the hell for?" There was obviously a lot I didn't know about whore-houses. So, Kris and I spent some time that evening going over basic brothel etiquette.
"Here's how it'll go down," Kris told me. "We'll walk in, and you'll be offered your choice of the girls. Since it's gonna be your birthday treat from me, I'll let you choose first."
"Then, the girl you've chosen will lead you through a door, back into the cribs. I know there's a urinal hanging there in the hall, and ..."
"Wait a second!" I interrupted Kris. "Do you have ESP or something? How do you know there's a urinal hanging there in the hall?"
"Oh," responded Kris, "I've been to Janie's Ranch before."
"Really," I said. "And when was that?"
"Well, if you want the whole story, let's stoke the fire, get a cigar, and get comfortable."
We took care of those chores, and Kris then said: "You know my buddy Pat. Do you remember his dad, Milton?"
"Sure do. He was killed last year in that trucking accident."
"Yep," Kris said. "What a hell of a deal that was. He was a good provider to his family, and a good father to Pat and the other boys. Raised them right, he did. He sorta stepped in as a father figure for me, too ... once our own dad split when you were 4 and I was 6. Helped me out a lot. Milton was a horny old goat though."
"Oh really? I never knew that."
"Yep," continued Kris. "Over the years, he tried most of the cat-houses in Nevada, when he'd be passing through in his big rig. He said Janie's Ranch was one of his favorites. A casual place where a man can pay a few bucks, get serviced, and not have to deal with a bunch of fancy crap that a guy doesn't need."
"Anyway," my brother continued, "do you recall that I am 3 weeks older than Pat? Well, a couple years ago, just after Pat's 21st birthday, Milton took Pat and me to Janie's. And that's how I know there is a urinal in the hall!"
"As I was saying, I'd advise you to step up and use that pisser, and drain your snake. Your lady will probably watch you piss, and then check your cock out. She'll be looking for any open sores, or any other obvious problems. If you don't have a boner already, having her handling your pecker will probably get you rock hard."
"I suspect so!"
"Not to worry though," said Kris. "She's used to handling a guy's tool, and if it's not already stiff, she'll get it hard for you. Remember, her job is to get you hard, and then get your rocks off, either with her snatch, her mouth, her hand ... however you want it."