I had been married for over 10 years, not once had I given a thought to cock, cum, or anything remotely homosexual. I love pussy. I love MY cock. I love putting my cock into pussy. And then life struck.
The company I worked for announced they were folding. In 8 weeks, we would all be out of jobs. As an IT person in charge of all store systems, I was given a month's salary bonus to stay on until the very end, help close up the stores and finish off the "Going out of business, everything X% OFF!" sales, every day managing the new pricing sent to each store system, and making sure all the sales data came back up.
I had a lot of free time in the office, and the office at that time consisted of me, a hardware tech, and the HR chick. He was Asian, and she was a 60+ lowbred real piece of work. She was fat, ugly, skanky, rotten teeth, and just plain gross, both personality as well as looks. He was a really chill dude, we bonded long before, just kind of hung out during the day, shooting the breeze, easy to get along with. The owners were there on occasion, but spent most of the time on the road, going to the stores, closing them down one by one, saying thanks to lifetime employees, doing what they could at each store to help the employees find new jobs. They were good people, just things had gone sour thanks to 9/11, and it was close the business or lose everything.
The office was, for the most part, just the 3 of us, for those last 8 weeks. About 3 weeks into this arrangement, me and Ken were in the IT room, talking like normal. Nothing special, just plans for future, what interviews we had lined up, if we were moving, etc. Non-work stuff, personal, but not intimate stuff. In walked the HR monstrosity, Anne with an 'e', as she always told us, as if the 'e' was something special. It's just a silent 'e'. God was she insufferable.
Ken had been married before and had a kid. I was married. We talked like most guys talked, "She's hot!" or "I'd bang her" or "Man, I'm so horned up, wife is ragging", "haha, I bet your hand is sore!"
just basic locker room talk, nothing directly sexual. That Tuesday, however, was a change I never expected.
The owners had left Monday night to travel to a store 3 states away to close it up that week. They gave me the keys to the building to open and close it every day, as the ranking employee remaining. I arrived 5 minutes before starting time (normally I arrived 15 minutes before, but I got stuck behind a cattle hauler going 50 in a 65, and took side roads, arriving later than normal, but still before opening. HR cunt was waiting, and I could tell she was fuming. Ken is there, trying to avoid looking or interacting with her as much as possible. I get out of my car with the keys, and go to open the door.
"About fucking time! You always slack off? We should have fired you first, you are such a loser."
"Yeah, I got stuck be..."
"You're a waste of space. We have work to do, and you don't even bother showing. No wonder our company failed, people like you can't do their jobs!"
I had an interview today, I wasn't about to allow this hideous creature ruin this for me. I unlocked the door, we all went to our respective offices.
At 10AM, I had my phone interview, it went well. Lots of good points about the job, lots of things I had experience in, pay was good, but it would require a move. I had a lot of thinking to do. I did some work, checked the upload files, processed them into the mainframe, sent them to the accounting company running the closeout sales. Ok, I had a few hours before the new discounts would come in from the closeout company to process for tomorrow, went to talk to Ken.
"So this job looks promising," I tell him. "But it requires a move."
"yeah, I have an interview in Denver next week. Can you cover for me on Monday and Tuesday?"
"Sure, man no problem. Regular report runs?"
"Yeah, nothing special. Need to print the warehouse labels, too, since we laid off Tabitha 2 weeks ago. You remember how to do that?"
"Yeah, follow the fucking manual, eh?" Running joke between us. Literally every step was documented perfectly. The only way to fuck it up was to try and do it by memory. "You run that past the cunt?"
He looked at me darkly. "Fuck that bitch. You should have heard her this morning while we waited for you."
"Dude, I don't care. If that were the only woman left on earth, I'd suck cock instead."
Ken laughed. "Haha! Me, too! A nice throbbing hard cock in my mouth would be better than that thing!"
For some reason, that sentence sounded weird to me. "Nice throbbing hard cock?" Who says that? I give him a curious glance. He doesn't seem fazed. "Seriously" Ken said, "Wouldn't you rather go down on a nice cock than have sex with that evil thing?"
"Touche! Yeah, I guess you got a point! I'd turn gay if that were my only option!" We laughed.
We went about our normal days, went home. Next morning comes around, and I'm early. I unlock the door, and about 10 minutes later Ken comes in, we start talking in my office. A couple of minutes later, here comes the bitch, purpose in mind, and she looks pissed off.